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Taxes

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A lot of people ask me "if we pay more than 50% taxes, then how come..." and then they give me their statistics. I've noticed a pattern: all of the people who ask this are poor, middle class or worse.

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But isn't all this talk of tax cuts just an attempt to appeal to greed, like bribery?

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What most people don't know is that 95% percent of bribes work. And when you're talking about a bunch of greedy, stupid voters, it's a lot higher. Sure, it may not be the most moral way to win elections, but how else will we stop the feminazis and homo-promos?

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Isn't the tax cut thing getting old?

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Actually, it's more important than ever before. Recently the bottom 60% of the population have had their incomes drop - not stagnate - actually fall! If we don't get them to blame taxes, they'll start looking at us. Then it's commie revolution time.

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