Clinton likes to brag about how his welfare reform has taken so many people off the social assistance rolls, but I say he's pathetic. I could get them all off overnight - and not by having them all executed (though that would be a very good idea).

Lots of welfare queens want us to pay them so that they can go to school! Imagine - does school seem like work to you? What's the finished product? If it's work, then where's the profit?

I remember school, it was fun. Playing games and passing notes. Putting frogs on girls tables and looking up their dresses. That's not work.

But what about all of the rules and regulations for welfare queens?

Now, I've always stated that I'm against excessive regulation, or, for that matter, any and all regulation. But welfare is different. Welfare queens aren't rugged individuals like capitalists are. They don't need money for an incentive - or rather, they need less money as an incentive, so that they'll work harder, which is good for them. But I've already said I don't like regulations. I don't mind welfare regulations if welfare is privatized. I also don't mind the CIA. But I hate regulations. And I hate welfare queens.

In South Caroline 3 out of 5 welfare queens have jobs, working an average of 34 hours a week, and making $6.34 an hour. Of those not working, 20% said they couldn't find a job, another 17% reported lack of child care, (if you worked you could afford child care!) 15% had an injury or illness (if you worker you could have it treated!), and 12% lacked transportation. (If you worked you could buy a car! Lazy piece of trash!)

So what do these statistics mean?

You cares? They look impressive. Liberals turn into sheep when they see statistics. It doesn't matter if they have anything to do with your argument.

But the point is, without welfare, we're making them work harder. Look at these statistics:

50% are behind in paying their rent or utilities - versus 39% when they were on welfare;

14% can't pay for medical care versus 3% while on welfare;

16% sometimes don't have enough money to buy food, versus 7% while on welfare.

Whine all you like, but this is the next generation of productive workers being made. And if we all vote libertarian, child prostitution will be legalized, which will greatly help their income.

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