"We, the sensible white people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty for ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, liberals, and their universally useless jungle kin.  We hold these truths to be self-evident: that a whole race of sub-people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a Bill of No Rights.

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, gold rims or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom of speech, freedom of association, and freedom of religion.

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If little leroy "bus a cap" in little jamal's ass, push the plunger on him. Do not expect the gun manufacturers to make you and all your jungle kin independently wealthy.

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. White Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of useless, violent, jungle animals who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of useless, violent, jungle animals.

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but one look at public housing, and we lose interest very quickly.

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in the 20th century negro "muthaland". Prison.

ARTICLE VIII: You don't have the right to demand that our children risk their lives in foreign wars to soothe your aching conscience. We hate oppressive governments and won't lift a finger to stop you from going to fight if you'd like. However, we do not enjoy parenting the entire world and do not want to spend so much of our time battling each and every little tyrant with a military uniform and a funny hat.

ARTICLE IX: You don't have the right to a job. All of us sure want all of you lazy apes to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful. Lets face it, little Leroy ain't never going to be a rocket scientist. Filling his thick head with such delusions of grandeur is counter productive.

ARTICLE X: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to _pursue_ happiness - which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an overabundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights."