There's no such thing as accidents. Only plans other people make and don't tell you about. (Unknown)

It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them! (Friedrich Nietzsche)

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. (Charles Schultz)

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. (Unknown)

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. (W. C. Fields)

I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it. (Steven Wright)

It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over. (Edna St. Vincent Millay)

Lack of money is the root of all evil. (George Bernard Shaw)

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. (Eleanor Roosevelt)

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

Someone's boring me. I think it's me. (Dylan Thomas)

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. (James B. Cabell)