Here is some of the jokes and humor I have collected from Rec.humor and from other sources over the years. Some of these jokes could be offences to some readers; so if you are easily offended, don't accesses these jokes!!

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
Of all things you wear, a smile is most important.

1. Story Jokes

   • Federal Aviation Administration
   • Traffic Cop
   • Chase Manhattan Bank
   • Hunting
   • 1994's Most Bizarre Suicide
   • Three Worst Chinese Torture Tests
     
   • Old Man When He Drunk
     
   • Tennis Elbow
   • The Brick Accident

2. Miscellaneous Jokes

   • Not Like Mom
     
   • My Affair With Chip
     
   • Great Cook
     
   • Do You Love Your Wife?
     
   • Bad Dog
     
   • Say No to Crack
     
   • Take Me To Your Leader
     
   • Walking Past The Graveyard
     
   • The Horse and the Rabbit
     
   • Labor Pain
     
   • There Are Three Morals To This Story
     
   • Air Traffic Controller
     
   • Nuts
     
   • Artificial Insemination
     
   • Little Red Riding Hood
     
   • Lifesaver
     
   • The Life of an egg
   • Vodka
     
   • Two Little Old Ladies
     
   • Whats the difference between fantasy, and reallity?
     
   • Bill Clinton's Wish
     

3. List Jokes

   • Bumper Stickers
     
   • Confucius says.....
     
   • Procrastinator's Creed
     
   • Remember
     
   • If at first you don't succeed...
     
   • Things To Keep In Mind
     
   • Prison Vs. Work
     
   • Bathroom Rhymes and Graffiti {Long}
     
   • Great Pickup Line {Long}
     
   • Rhymes {Long}
     

4. College Jokes

   • Organic Chemistry Test
     
   • The Creation of a Policy
     
   • Before I came to College I wish I have known
     
   • The Difference between College and High School
     
   • How to take Note
     
   • The Ethics & Delusion of Campus Life
     
   • The List of Education Jokes {Long}
     

5. The Test

   • Purity Test {500 Questions}
     
   • The [infamous] Nerdity Test! From another site
     
   • Male and Female
     

6. Murphy's Law

   • Murphy's Combat Law
     
   • The More Murphy Law
     
   • Murphy Law on Sex
     

7. Translate

   • Being Dump
     
   • What the Professor Really Mean
     
   • Politically Correct Responses
     
   • School Report Card
     
   • What Doctors Say
     
   • Words an Employer May Use
     
   • How to translate Women's Language
     

8. Men Jokes

   • The Origin of "WOMAN"
     
   • Who Wears the Pants
     

9. Women Jokes

   • Female Hormones
     
   • Divorce
     
   • Consumer's Reports
     
   • The Rule
     
   • Women...
     

10. Love

    • Friend
      
    • Great Lesson
      

I am currently a senior enroll at Suffolk University in Boston, Massachusett majoring in Computer Information System. Last semester, I attended mine formor supervision's wedding. Here is a picture of the people sitting with me that day. Here are some other photographs I have. You can also submit a joke and or take a short Survey.

Here are other great joke site:

Index Of Canonical Joke Lists

Yosemite Sam's Home Page

The Matrix Humor Archive

The Matrix Humor Archive Lists

Justin Brett - 101 Great Chat up Lines & other stuff like that

The Funny Bone: Bar & Grill

Alan's Humor Archive

My Sense of Humor may be warped, but at least I've got one!

Dr. Soong's Joke Page was created by: Soong1@ix.netcom.com Last Update: April 30, 1997

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