Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad
Wolf crouched down behind a log.  "My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf",says
Red Riding Hood.  The wolf jumps up and runs away!!! Further down the road
Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again.  This time he is crouched behind a tree
stump.  "My what big ears you have Mr Wolf", says Red Riding Hood.  Again the
wolf jumps up and runs away.  About 2 miles down the track Red Riding Hood
sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.  "My what
big teeth you have Mr Wolf", taunts Red Riding Hood.  With that the Big Bad
Wolf jumps up and screams..."Will you get lost, I'm trying to take a s#@t".

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