Lifesavers

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their 
horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers 
and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these." The kids 
easily identified the taste of cheeries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher 
gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped.  "I'll give
you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your daddy and mommy probably 
call each other all the time." Instantly, o ne of the kids coughed his onto the 
floor and shouted, "Spit 'em out, guys, they're assholes!!"