Lifesavers
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their
horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers
and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these." The kids
easily identified the taste of cheeries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher
gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped. "I'll give
you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your daddy and mommy probably
call each other all the time." Instantly, o ne of the kids coughed his onto the
floor and shouted, "Spit 'em out, guys, they're assholes!!"
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