Who Wears the Pants

A newlywed couple arrived at the honeymoon suite of their hotel. As
they prepared for bed, the new husband removed his pants, and tossed
them to his bride.
 "Here, get into these!" he said.
 "I can't get into them, they're too big for me," she said, holding up
the pants.
 "That's right!!" he exclaimed, "That'll show you who wears the pants
in this family!!"
 The bride wiggled out of her panties, and threw them to the groom.
 "Put these on," she said.
 "They're too small," he said, "I can't get into these."
 "That's right!" she shouted, "And you won't get into them until you
change your attitude!"