Politically correct responses

	   New Phrase                             Old Meaning
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I'm certain that's not feasible      		No fucking way!
Really?                              		You've got to be shitting me
Perhaps you should check with...  		Tell someone who gives a fuck
Of course I am concerned.            		Ask me if I give a fuck
I wasn't involved with that project. 	It's not my fucking problem
Interesting behavior.                		What the fuck?
I'm not sure I can implement this.   	Fuck it, it won't work
I'll try to schedule that            		Why the fuck didn't you tell me sooner?
Perhaps I can work late              		When the fuck do you expect this done?
Are you sure this is a problem?      	Who the fuck cares?
He's not familiar with the problem   	He's got his head up his ass
You don't say?                       		Eat shit.
Excuse me?                           		Eat shit and die.
Excuse me Sir?                       		Eat shit and die mother fucker.
They weren't happy with it?          		What the fuck do they want from my life
So you'd like my help with it?       		Kiss my ass.
I'm a bit overloaded at the moment   	Fuck it.  I'm salary.
I don't think you understand.        		Shove it up your ass.
I love a challenge.                  		This job sucks.
You want me to take care of this?    	Who the hell died and made YOU boss?
I see.                               		Blow me.
Do you see?                          		Blow yourself.
Yes, we really should discuss this.  	Another fucking telecon!
I don't think it would be a problem. 	I really don't give a shit.
He's somewhat insensitive.           		He's a fucking prick!
She's an aggressive go-getter.       		She's a ball-busting bitch
I think you could use more training. 	Buy a fucking clue.
We're a little disorganized.         		This place is all fucked up.