THE RULES
1. The female always makes the 8. The Female can change her
rules. mind at any given point in time.
2. No male can possibly know all 9. The Male must never change
the rules. his mind without written
consent from the Female.
3. The rules are subject to
change at any time without 10. The Female has every right
notification. to be angry or upset at any
time.
4. If the female suspects the
male knows all the rules, she 11. The Male must remain calm at
MUST immediately change some all times, unless the Female
or all of the rules. wants him to be angry or upset.
5. The female is never wrong. 12. The Female must under no
circumstances let the Male
6. If the female is wrong, it is know whether or not she wants
because of a flagrant him to be angry or upset.
misunderstanding which was a
direct result of something the 13. Any attempt to document these
male did or said. rules could result in bodily harm.
7. If rule 6 applies, the male 14. If the Female has PMS, all
must apologize immediately for rules are null and void.
causing the misunderstanding.
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