THE RULES

1. The female always makes the               8.  The Female can change her
    rules.                                                      mind at any given point in time.
					
2. No male can possibly know all              9.  The Male must never change
    the rules.                                                his mind without written
                                                                 consent from the Female. 
3. The rules are subject to                        
    change at any time without                  10. The Female has every right
    notification.                                             to be angry or upset at any
                                                                  time.
4. If the female suspects the            
    male knows all the rules, she               11. The Male must remain calm at
    MUST immediately change some                all times, unless the Female
    or all of the rules.                                     wants him to be angry or upset.
					 
5. The female is never wrong.                  12. The Female must under no
                                                                  circumstances let the Male       
6. If the female is wrong, it is                         know whether or not she wants
    because of a flagrant                                him to be angry or upset.
    misunderstanding which was a         
    direct result of something the               13. Any attempt to document these
    male did or said.                                      rules could result in bodily harm.
				     
7. If rule 6 applies, the male                     14. If the Female has PMS, all
    must apologize immediately for                   rules are null and void.
    causing the misunderstanding.