If at first you don't succeed...

1. If at first you don't succeed, why try again.
2. If at first you don't succeed, try again.
3. If at first you don't succeed, use a different straw.
4. If at first you don't succeed, go down and try something oral.
5. If at first you don't succeed, kill any witnesses, and blame it on a government conspiracy.
6. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
7. If at first you don't succeed, try out for right field.
8. If at first you don't succeed, run for Government.
9. If at first you don't succeed, forget skydiving.
10. If at first you don't succeed, cry again.
11. If at first you don't succeed....screw it! There is no sense making a fool of yourself!
12. If at first you don't succeed, Cheat

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