Everything you know is too much.
Everything you need to know is that Michael Jackson loves you.
And that Saintology is always right!Success is the one thing we - Saintology - can truely promise you because our founder - Jon Hubbart - was known to Success himself. He always said that 'being a bit underdressed' and 'showing all of your personality' opens every door for you. Or it gets you kicked out. Jon Hubbart - author of several famous chain letters - recorded some of the most outstanding obscene phonecalls in history and went to jail for his right to piss at every warmemorial he pays taxes for.
Jon Hubbart
- a man of honour, modesty and plenty of beer!Discipline is the most important rule of every modern religion. DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS! Cause you wouldn't like the answers at all. To achive a maximum of discipline we researched several techniques known to ancient monks who live on some mountain somewhere and who must really know they're business because if you live on some mountain somewhere and you're a monk you have either to know about discipline or alcohol. And those guys were as sober as the Spanish inquisition!
Techniques of discipline
- presented by Junior Inquisitor Fred A. Stair
