Yes - YOU CAN ORDER IT NOW!
The famous SAINTOLOGY DISINFORMATION PACK.
Everything you always wanted to know about something you didn't know about!FOR ONLY 99.99 US Buck$ you'll get
- a brand new piece of paper telling you you've made a good choice!
- a CD containing some of Jon Hubbarts famous obscene phone calls (experience Jon calling Elvis, Bill Gates and God himself! Hear what God thinks about Pamela Anderson, Oasis and Alien 4. Listen to Elvis singing about rancid butter and cabbage fields. And listen to Bill getting a stiff one while talking about the new features of Windows 99 - the final Operating System that will conquer the whole world and start the 4th Reich!)
- a book by Jon Hubbart containing pictures of strange sexual acts and his best chain letters (read about him shipping his first ever chain mail and spending his last bucks to pay for the immense air-mail costs! Read about his descision to switch to cheaper chain letters and why chain mails have no future!)
- a one gallon flask of the new Eau d'Saintology - smell the power!
BUT THIS AIN'T ALL! Because we're truely and completely insane we will give you some specially selected gifts from our Saintology Fan Shop:
- a 'Saintology is good for you' beer mug
- an 'always Saintology' t-shirt
- a 'Saint-All-Orgy' night shirt
- and a 'perfect discipline' whip
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