The most likely to..

* Oops! *

Ditch others:

Fion

Be ditched:

Edmond

Suddenly hang up in a phone conversation:

Agnes

Speak Mandarin to a Cantonese girl:

Mark

Hear others talk 'bout her in Cantonese:

Winnie

Miss the boat "physically":

Patricia

Miss the plane "physically":

Wallace/Paul

Miss the train "figuratively":

Edmond

You know..?, thing..it!

Karen

Be mistaken to be Residence Assistants:

Fion/Edmond

Be mistaken for a Porn Star:

Ping

Be mistaken for an English Apple:

Mareka

Be mistaken for Jenny:

Dory

Be mistaken for Dory:

Jenny

Be mistaken for a skinhead:

Mark/Antony

Fall asleep during a movie:

Karen

Have overweight luggage at the airport:

Edmond

Have different-coloured hair overnight:

Wallace/Edmond

Get blown away by a Typhoon, up on the roof:

Mark

Throw a HKU student off the roof:

Antony

Hack into your STS Account:

Carl

* Games and Entertainment *

Own and memorize all of "Monopoly":

Oswin

Travel across Hong Kong to join our "Monopoly" games:

Harry

Hold a Ping Pong paddle the wrong way:

Mark

Get Arthritis from folding stars:

Wallace

Get carded at clubs because of naivity:

Edmond

Wear sandals to the Manhattan club:

Ezra

Stick a photo of you on your door:

Estelle

Watch the Cantonese "Miss Hong Kong" ceromony:

Navid/Mark

Be surprised at a birthday Karaoke session:

Edmond

Own the biggest and most stuffed animals:

Agnes

Feed HK$5 coin machines to win something good:

Estelle/Agnes

Pak Yau, Pak Jow, and Gup Lui:

Wallace

Become #1 Jordan Chan fans:

Fion/Wallace

Watch two gay guys in an award-winning film:

Fion/Paul

Watch the late-night show of a cartoon movie:

Fion/Edmond

Watch all 4 Pak Yau and 2 Gup Lui movies:

Karen/Wallace

Buy CDs impulsively (ie: Toni Braxton):

Edmond

Buy anything else impulsively:

Estelle

Have an affair with Stanley Ho:

Christina P.

* Future Endeauvors *

Become a Gossip Columnist:

Karen

Become the next "Sammi Cheng":

Agnes

Become the next non-Chinese Chinese pop star:

Winnie

Take a photo of you:

Estelle

Fight evil by moonlight:

Sailor Mercury

Feed the pigeons:

Bert

Take a bath with a rubber ducky:

Ernie

Become retail store coordinator of Times Square:

Agnes

Become the next Advertising Manager for Coca Cola:

Oswin/Paul

Scale the highest mountain (and deepest ocean):

Mark

Become a U of T student (after the UT@HKU program):

Harry

* Guys and Gals *

Quickly court/sweep all the local girls:

Paul

Fall head-over-heels over all the local girls:

Mark

Slobber over the "girl next-door":

Wallace

Wonder how old the waitress is:

Edmond/Oswin

Ask the waitress how old she is:

Paul

Create and use "unique" Win95 Wallpaper:

Wallace/Edmond

* Immigration and other Authorities *

Get caught by customs for importing VCDs:

Oswin

.. for importing CDROMs:

Edmond

.. for importing Electronics:

Karen

.. for importing an over-sophisticated pager:

Paul

.. for having too many presents:

Estelle

.. for having too many female items:

Wallace

Become cursed for taking photos of the Gods:

Karen

* Food *

Have a HK Food craving, all the time:

Fion

Order "Gong Siu Noodles" (Just Kidding!):

Mark

Grow a Fruit Market, especially Berries:

Edmond

Sell cookies for profit:

Karen

Drink Grandma's Soup at the Bus Terminal:

Edmond

Bite you (English):

Edmond

Eat you (Chinese, Sik Yan):

Fion

* Communications *

Have a melody song beep off his pants:

Paul

Receive the most mail at HKU:

Estelle

Hack into your email account:

Wallace

Not have an email account in University:

Amy

Be in Comp. Sci., but knows nothin' about them:

Fion

Not know any HTML language, but still have really neat web sites:

Karen/Agnes

Be asked "Can I use your laptop?":

Wallace

Be given the title "Ham Sup Lo":

Carl/Mark

Never be at residence/not really exist:

Agnes

Sign the Guestbook the most times:

Estelle & Friends

Be seen in the Toronto Star:

Dory/Jenny

Be heard on CBC Radio:

Christina P.

* New XXX Section *

Ask how much porno magazines cost (for comparison):

Wallace

Burn someone's porno magazines:

Karen

Have his naked butt posted on the Internet:

Roland

* Miscellaneous *

Cry you a river:

Mark

Visit the Health Clinic to get free stuff:

Agnes/Edmond

Get run over by a car in Macau:

Mark

Not to have anything likely to happen to her:

Christina Sue

Kidnap/lure one of the Residence Assistants:

Anita

Kidnap/lure the other Residence Assistant:

"my" Winnie/Cross Girl

Kidnap your stuffed animal for ransom:

Estelle

Write long stories and lists for you:

Edmond

Procrastinate from school-work by reading this:

YOU!