Do's & Don'ts of College Life

DO's

  1. Read free newspapers available in dorm lobbies.
  2. GO TO CLASS!
  3. Visit professors during office hours.
  4. Laugh at Accounting majors.
  5. Accounting majors: laugh at yourselves.
  6. Carry your ID card with you at all times.
  7. Go to Church.
  8. Get a part time job.
  9. Keep track of your money.
  10. Go out on Friday night and weekends.
  11. Call home often.
  12. Trust in God but lock your doors.
  13. Get a permit for your car.
  14. Take one or two challenging classes.
  15. Stay away from midnight pizzas & popcorns.
  16. Bring a radio.
  17. Get a life.

DON'Ts

  1. Get drunk every single night - I guess 3 times a week for PSU students?
  2. Sign up for credit cards just for freebies.
  3. Bring a car to campus - if you can.
  4. Cry over spilt milk and failing grades.
  5. Bring a TV to college.
  6. Even worse: bring a Playstation and/or N64 to college.
  7. Stay up too late.