AULEY'S VIRTUAL BARTENDER


VODKA

ALCOHOL POISONING
(Not for the faint of heart)
1 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Tequila
1 oz. Gin
1 oz. Rum
1.5 oz. Club Soda Orange Juice (to taste)
Pour in above order, stirring after you pour in the rum, after the club soda, and strongly after you pour in the OJ. Like I said, this is not a drink for the faint of heart.
BE CAREFUL!

BAY BREEZE
(A play on the classic Seabreeze)
1 oz. Vodka
2.5 oz. Cranberry Juice
2.5 oz. Pineapple Juice
Pour together, stir to satisfaction. Garnish with slice of pineapple

BEER BUSTER
(An oldie but a goodie!)
Ice Cold Beer
1.5 ounce 100 proof Vodka
2 dashes Tabasco Sause
Put vodka in highball glass and fill with beer. Add Tabasco and stir (lightyly)

BLUE MONDAY COCKTAIL
1.5 oz. Vodka
.75 oz. Triple Sec
1 dash blue vegetable coloring
Stir with ice and strain in to glass.

BRASS MONKEY
1/2 oz Rum
1/2 oz Vodka
4 oz Orange Juice
Pour Rum and Vodka together, mix well. Pour in Orange Juice. SHAKE WELL, do not stir in orange juice.

CAPE CODDER
1.5 oz. Vodka (or Rum)
3 oz. Cranberry Juice
Juiced Lime (half lime)
May be served on rocks or in highball glass with carbonated water. Be sure to stir!

CREAMY SCREWDRIVER
2 oz. Vodka
1 egg yolk
6 oz. Orange Juice
1 teaspoon sugar
Combine all with half cup crushed ice. Blend at low speed.

DEATH OF A VIRGIN
1.5 oz Vodka
1.5 oz Peach Schnapps
1 oz Lime Juice
Orange Juice
7-Up
Pour Vodka, schapps, and lime juice into coffee mug. Pour in orange juice until cup is half full. Fill cup with 7-Up. Stir until well mixed.

DIRTY GIRL SCOUT
(Looks disgusting, but mmm, mmm, good!)
1 oz Creme de Menthe
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Kahlua
1 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
Mix Vodka, Kahlua, and Bailey's and pour over ice. Pour Creme de Menthe down the center of the glass. Enjoy!

FROZEN H20
(Thanks to the Utah Ladies Swim Team)
5 oz Vodka
3 oz Fresca
3 oz Lemonade
2 oz Orange Juice
2 oz Pineapple Juice
Mix in all the ingredients in a blender with ice. Blend on high until all ice is crushed. Should resemble frozen daquiri.

GENTLE BEN
(A personal favorite!)
1 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Dry Gin
1 oz. Tequila
Glass Orange Juice
Shake all but orange juice together. Pour into collins glass over ice. Fill with the orange juice and stir. Decorate with orange slice and a cherry!

LEWIS LAKE LUNKER
(Thanks to the crowd in Gardiner, WY)
2 oz Vodka
1 oz Malibu Rum
1.5 oz Medori
Pour Medori in first, followed by Rum and Vodka. Stir till well mixed. Crushed ice or cubes.

LONG ISLAND ICED TEA
(one of many variations)
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Rum
1 oz Gin
1 oz Tequila
1 oz Triplesec
1 can Coke
To taste Sweet & Sour
Pour all together, topping off with Sweet & Sour to taste. These drinks are very strong but have a good taste. Decorate usually with celery stick.

MANGY MOOSE
(Thanks to the Billings, MT crowd)
1.5 oz Vodka
1 oz Southern Comfort
3/4 oz Peach Schnapps
.5 oz Blue Curacao
1 oz Orange Juice
.5 oz Pinapple Juice
.5 oz Cranberry Juice
Mix well in tall glass. Makes two-three smaller drinks. Fruity taste with a twist. But don't tell them I said that in Billings.

MONTANA TEA
(Thanks to the Billings, MT crowd)
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Rum
1 oz Triplesec
1 oz Wildberry Schnapps
1 can Coke
To Taste Sweet and Sour
Pour over ice, topping off with coke and sweet & sour to taste. Real men sip it.

PINK PUSSYCAT
1.5 oz Vodka
1.5 oz Pineapple (or grapefruit) juice
1 dash grenadine
Fill glass with ice. Add vodka, fill in rest with juice. Add grenadine for color. Stir.

RED APPLE
1 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Apple Juice
1 tablespoon Lemon Juice
1 teaspoon grenandine
Shake with ice and strain over ice cubes.

SEABREEZE COCKTAIL
1 oz. Vodka
2.5 oz. Cranberry Juice
2.5 oz. Grapefruit Juice
Pour all together, mix. Add pineapple wedge for garnish.

SLAMMERS
(With thanks to RowdyGirl for info)
1 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Sprite
1 bottle Cherry Syrup
Pour and mix Vodka and Sprite in tall glass. Add syrup to taste.

SOVIET
1.5 oz. Vodka
.5 oz. Sherry
.5 oz. Dry Vermouth
Shake with ice and strain over ice cubes. Add twist of lemon.

SWEET TEET
(Many thanks to CareBear420)
1 oz. Vodka
1-2 spoons Sugar
Pineapple Juice
Lemon Juice
Stir spoons of sugar in lemon and pineapple juice until gone. Pour over 1/3 to half cup vodka. (I'm not sure on the particulars of juices, so play with it a bit.)

TWISTER
2 oz. Vodka
Some Lemon Soda
Juice one-third lime
Pour in to collins glass. Add several ice cubes, drop lime rind in glass. Fill with lemon soda and stir.

VICIOUS KISS
(In honor of a bartender who said Vodka makes her vicious)
(Thanks to Esther Margolouis and The Webtender)
3 oz. Vodka
2 dashes cherry juice
2 splashes lime
Stir gently and sip slowly.

WHITE TRASH
1 shot Vodka
Can (to taste) Ginger Ale
1 lime wedge
Pour ingredients over ice. Garnish with lime wedge.

WILD-BERRY POP-TART
1 part Wild-Berry Vodka
1 part Smirnoff Vodka
1 part Strawberry Schnapps
And all ingredients into a shot glass. Slam on table and drink it!

WILD GRIZZ
(Thanks to the crowd in Gardiner, WY)
2 oz Vodka
2.5 oz Wildberry (Schnapps, Juice or Soda)
1 oz Sour Cranberry Juice
To taste Club Soda
Mix in order as above, pouring club soda in center to add mixtures. Stir, do not shake!

WITCHES' CLIT
(Thanks to Pete Anderson and The Webtender)
1/4 gal. Vodka
1/2 gal. Lemon/Lime Soda (Gatorade)
Pour Vodka and Soda into pitcher. Cap and shake. Get's you drunk quick but not sick!

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