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11 Rules for Getting Over "Him"

1) Try to concentrate on your school work... maybe just a little bit harder

2) Don't look for him in crowds... hell, don't even look... well, only if there is a hottie

3) Try not to go to bed thinking of him... maybe think of a new him

4) Run... if you see him, avoid the situation... if he goes somewhere regularly, do not go... only if you have a hottie who will make him jealous...

5) Get a hottie... hell, if you can't get one, hop on the gravy train and pay top dollar - I hear there is a sale this season

6) You need a hottie

7) DAMN DID YOU GET A HOTTIE YET???

8) If you're desperate and you have to go to a dance for school or a prom, there is always your cousin... what am I saying? This isn't Texas!

9) Maybe he'll move?

10) Just maybe, you'll stop obsessing about rules to get over him?

11) The double 11... you got none? Well, go out, grab your buds, and party like it's 1964 and DAMN IT YOU BETTER WORK COVER GIRL!!!! SHOW THE WORLD!!!!

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