Fecalicious: hello

AmazonFroggy: do I know you?

Fecalicious: nope, found you on 'Find a Buddy

Fecalicious: "

AmazonFroggy: howdy

Fecalicious: are you a friendly amazon frog, or are you of the poisonous tree frog variety?

Fecalicious: I hear those things kill you if you lick them

AmazonFroggy: I am fairly harmless

Fecalicious: fairly?

AmazonFroggy: heehee

Fecalicious: I .. see. how disconcerting :-)

Fecalicious: are you from the Amazon?

Fecalicious: I'm from Canada myself

Fecalicious: it's cold up here, not like the warmth of the Amazon jungle

AmazonFroggy: heehee

AmazonFroggy: this frog is in Wisconsin

Fecalicious: ah, not too far from Canada then

Fecalicious: how come you didn't name yourself WisconsinCattle or something more appropriate?

AmazonFroggy: nope

Fecalicious: I remember learning in high school that lots of serial killers are in Wisconsin

Fecalicious: I guess it's cuz of the vast, unchanging landscape... it gets to people

AmazonFroggy: heehee

Fecalicious: sometimes the cold here gets to me... makes me want to HURT AND KILL

Fecalicious: sorry

Fecalicious: KILL HURT KILL

Fecalicious: *twitch*

AmazonFroggy: haha

Fecalicious: don't laugh at me... they always laugh

Fecalicious: especially women

Fecalicious: WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME

AmazonFroggy: heehee

Fecalicious: I think my uneasiness around females goes back to when my mom used to dunk me in scalding water when I was 2

Fecalicious: ever since then, they all seem the same to me... WHORES AND SLUTS TO BE DOMINATED AND DESTROYED

AmazonFroggy: hy shit.. this frog has heard too muh

Fecalicious: especially those who LAUGH AT ME

AmazonFroggy: bubye

Fecalicious: but you're ok, cuz you're a man

Fecalicious: kill them all

Fecalicious: bah hahaha

AmazonFroggy: bye

Fecalicious: FEAR THE WRATH OF CANADA

Fecalicious: why do you say bye? do you not like me?

AmazonFroggy: I am busy

Fecalicious: doing what? eating cheese?

Fecalicious: mmmm....cheese

Fecalicious: *sigh* for some reason people get all turned off whenever I start talking about my extensive childhood abuse

Fecalicious: except for this one guy who got turned on... now THAT was fucked up

Fecalicious: anyways, have fun in lonely, desolate, spirit-breaking Wisconsin, Frogfag