Fecalicious: hi

Fecalicious: found you on "find a buddy"

pdanze315: great...but im writin a paper

pdanze315: sorry

Fecalicious: so how come you're online?

pdanze315: i dont know...

Fecalicious: could you be subconsciously seeking a distraction?

pdanze315: im too tired to care

pdanze315: whats up

Fecalicious: what's your paper about?

pdanze315: milton's paradise lost: satan

Fecalicious: are you an expert on satan?

pdanze315: no...but i find him interesting

Fecalicious: how so

pdanze315: everyone has a little satan in them right

Fecalicious: does he... tell you things?

pdanze315: never...its more like me going against my instinct to do good

Fecalicious: or... following your innate instinct do to evil

pdanze315: he works through people and things, like God...but i speak to God, not the devil

Fecalicious: oh, so God talks to you... I seeeee

Fecalicious: what does God tell you?

pdanze315: he doesnt talk to you

Fecalicious: how do you know that?

Fecalicious: God could be talking to me right now

pdanze315: true...he always to us, but what im asking you is do you talk back to him...prayer a personal thing

Fecalicious: it depends... if God starts talking to me when I'm sitting on the bus, I try not to talk back to him, because people look at me

Fecalicious: and I HATE WHEN PEOPLE LOOK AT ME

Fecalicious: but when I'm alone, sure, I talk back

pdanze315: haha...

Fecalicious: what does God sound like when he talks to you? when he talks to me, he sounds sorta like George Burns

pdanze315: it doesnt have to be aloud

pdanze315: your funny...

Fecalicious: what about my funny?

pdanze315: but im not in the mood to be joking about my prayer life

Fecalicious: I hate when God shouts at me...

Fecalicious: I understand... I take mine seriously as well

Fecalicious: but I think God has a sense of humor

Fecalicious: I mean, come on... look at who's president

pdanze315: if this is a joke to you...im out

Fecalicious: no, no joke

pdanze315: God doesnt shout...Im from Austin and i support Bush 100%

Fecalicious: he doesn't shout at you? oh man, you're lucky

Fecalicious: so anyway

Fecalicious: I have this calendar... it's inspirational quotes

Fecalicious: one of those daily things

pdanze315: how old are you?

Fecalicious: today's is, "I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same questions: How'd your meeting go with so-and-so? How did you feel when you stood up in front of the people for the State of the Union Address—State of the Budget Address—whatever you call it."

Fecalicious: guess who said that! (Hint: Not John Quincy Adams)

Fecalicious: ok, how about we each type our age at the same time

Fecalicious: ready? on the count of 3

Fecalicious: 1...

pdanze315: 19

Fecalicious: 2...

Fecalicious: HEY, that's cheating!

pdanze315: sorry

Fecalicious: heh heh, it's cool

Fecalicious: 22.5

pdanze315: seriously

Fecalicious: i'm 22 and a half, seriously

Fecalicious: my half-birthday was the 24th

Fecalicious: ... of march

pdanze315: what?

pdanze315: your half-birthday

Fecalicious: yeah, 6 months after your birthday

pdanze315: ooh i get half a year

Fecalicious: my birthday is sept 24

pdanze315: right...no kiddin mine is sept. 22

Fecalicious: my mom used to bake half a cake on my half-birthday...

Fecalicious: it was cute

Fecalicious: really? awesome

pdanze315: cool

Fecalicious: so really you're 19.5

Fecalicious: see? decimals are our friends!

pdanze315: ive never met anyone who celebrateed a half-birthday before....interesting

Fecalicious: yeah, you gotta have something to celebrate, especially in march...

pdanze315: so you like Bush eh?

Fecalicious: no, did you see that above quote?

pdanze315: yea...i was kiddin

Fecalicious: oh... right!

pdanze315: what does that quote have to do w/anything

Fecalicious: yeah, I like to call him the "Warmongoloid"

Fecalicious: it shows that he's the president and he doesn't even know what the state of the union address is called

Fecalicious: I know that, and I'm 22.5

Fecalicious: I have plenty more... like I said, this is a day calendar

pdanze315: amazing...but that doesnt mean you or Gore can run a country better than Bush

Fecalicious: I didn't say I liked Gore

pdanze315: pick one

Fecalicious: Gore!

pdanze315: wow

Fecalicious: he can pronounce "nuclear"

Fecalicious: want another quote? let's see, i'll find a good one...

pdanze315: once again thats great...

Fecalicious: Ted Koppel: So he's your lightning rod?
George W. Bush: More than that, he's my sounding rod.

pdanze315: i dont care about quotes....his cabinet is filled with intelligent people

Fecalicious: July 21, 2000, referring to Cheney

Fecalicious: AHA, so you admit he's retarded!

Fecalicious: anyway, let's stop arguing about something we can't change

pdanze315: true

pdanze315: where do you go to school?

Fecalicious: is this paper for a class in college?

pdanze315: or do you

Fecalicious: I graduated last May

pdanze315: universitty of dallas

pdanze315: from where?

pdanze315: graduated from where?

Fecalicious: Renssalear Polytechnic Institute

pdanze315: and that is?

Fecalicious: it's in NY state, an engineering school

pdanze315: cool

Fecalicious: I'm a mechanical engineer

pdanze315: cool

pdanze315: married

Fecalicious: nope

Fecalicious: it's hard to find a mate when you're morbidly obese

Fecalicious: but i'm trying to lose the weight.... i'm taking these diet pills

pdanze315: my sis lived in the lower east side of NY

Fecalicious: of new york city? oh my god, why did you say she "lived" in the past tense? was she in the towers? oh god

pdanze315: nonono

Fecalicious: oh, so she died in some other way?

pdanze315: she was about 11 blocks away

pdanze315: no she lives in Chicago now

Fecalicious: oh, whew!

Fecalicious: ... does she live 11 blocks away from the Sears tower?

pdanze315: Hyde park area...university of chicago

Fecalicious: how far is that from the sears tower?

pdanze315: i dont know

pdanze315: but i think shes ok

Fecalicious: i should hope so

Fecalicious: so are you married?

pdanze315: well...id love to keep chatting but i gotta go now

pdanze315: no im single

Fecalicious: i hope you're not single cuz you're a whale like me

pdanze315: im sorry

Fecalicious: it's ok... i've lost 15 lbs so far

pdanze315: good

pdanze315: i gotta write now...good luck with everything

Fecalicious: thanks man, you too

pdanze315: thanks

Fecalicious: ALL HAIL BUSH

pdanze315: rigggghht...

pdanze315: bye

Fecalicious: byeeeeeeee