Fecalicious: hi
Fecalicious: found you on "find a buddy"
pdanze315: great...but im writin a paper
pdanze315: sorry
Fecalicious: so how come you're online?
pdanze315: i dont know...
Fecalicious: could you be subconsciously seeking a distraction?
pdanze315: im too tired to care
pdanze315: whats up
Fecalicious: what's your paper about?
pdanze315:
Fecalicious: are you an expert on satan?
pdanze315: no...but i find him interesting
Fecalicious: how so
pdanze315: everyone has a little satan in them right
Fecalicious: does he... tell you things?
pdanze315: never...its more like me going against my instinct to do good
Fecalicious: or... following your innate instinct do to evil
pdanze315: he works through people and things, like God...but i speak to God, not the devil
Fecalicious: oh, so God talks to you... I seeeee
Fecalicious: what does God tell you?
pdanze315: he doesnt talk to you
Fecalicious: how do you know that?
Fecalicious: God could be talking to me right now
pdanze315: true...he always to us, but what im asking you is do you talk back to him...prayer a personal thing
Fecalicious: it depends... if God starts talking to me when I'm sitting on the bus, I try not to talk back to him, because people look at me
Fecalicious: and I HATE WHEN PEOPLE LOOK AT ME
Fecalicious: but when I'm alone, sure, I talk back
pdanze315: haha...
Fecalicious: what does God sound like when he talks to you? when he talks to me, he sounds sorta like George Burns
pdanze315: it doesnt have to be aloud
pdanze315: your funny...
Fecalicious: what about my funny?
pdanze315: but im not in the mood to be joking about my prayer life
Fecalicious: I hate when God shouts at me...
Fecalicious: I understand... I take mine seriously as well
Fecalicious: but I think God has a sense of humor
Fecalicious: I mean, come on... look at who's president
pdanze315: if this is a joke to you...im out
Fecalicious: no, no joke
pdanze315: God doesnt shout...Im
from
Fecalicious: he doesn't shout at you? oh man, you're lucky
Fecalicious: so anyway
Fecalicious: I have this calendar... it's inspirational quotes
Fecalicious: one of those daily things
pdanze315: how old are you?
Fecalicious: today's is, "I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same questions: How'd your meeting go with so-and-so? How did you feel when you stood up in front of the people for the State of the Union Address—State of the Budget Address—whatever you call it."
Fecalicious: guess
who said that! (Hint: Not John Quincy
Fecalicious: ok, how about we each type our age at the same time
Fecalicious: ready? on the count of 3
Fecalicious: 1...
pdanze315: 19
Fecalicious: 2...
Fecalicious: HEY, that's cheating!
pdanze315: sorry
Fecalicious: heh heh, it's cool
Fecalicious: 22.5
pdanze315: seriously
Fecalicious: i'm 22 and a half, seriously
Fecalicious: my half-birthday was the 24th
Fecalicious: ... of march
pdanze315: what?
pdanze315: your half-birthday
Fecalicious: yeah, 6 months after your birthday
pdanze315: ooh i get half a year
Fecalicious: my birthday is sept 24
pdanze315: right...no kiddin mine is sept. 22
Fecalicious: my mom used to bake half a cake on my half-birthday...
Fecalicious: it was cute
Fecalicious: really? awesome
pdanze315: cool
Fecalicious: so really you're 19.5
Fecalicious: see? decimals are our friends!
pdanze315: ive never met anyone who celebrateed a half-birthday before....interesting
Fecalicious: yeah, you gotta have something to celebrate, especially in march...
pdanze315: so you like Bush eh?
Fecalicious: no, did you see that above quote?
pdanze315: yea...i was kiddin
Fecalicious: oh... right!
pdanze315: what does that quote have to do w/anything
Fecalicious: yeah, I like to call him the "Warmongoloid"
Fecalicious: it shows that he's the president and he doesn't even know what the state of the union address is called
Fecalicious: I know that, and I'm 22.5
Fecalicious: I have plenty more... like I said, this is a day calendar
pdanze315: amazing...but that doesnt mean you or Gore can run a country better than Bush
Fecalicious: I didn't say I liked Gore
pdanze315: pick one
Fecalicious: Gore!
pdanze315: wow
Fecalicious: he can pronounce "nuclear"
Fecalicious: want another quote? let's see, i'll find a good one...
pdanze315: once again thats great...
Fecalicious: Ted
Koppel: So he's your lightning rod?
George W. Bush: More than that, he's my sounding rod.
pdanze315: i dont care about quotes....his cabinet is filled with intelligent people
Fecalicious:
Fecalicious: AHA, so you admit he's retarded!
Fecalicious: anyway, let's stop arguing about something we can't change
pdanze315: true
pdanze315: where do you go to school?
Fecalicious: is this paper for a class in college?
pdanze315: or do you
Fecalicious: I graduated last May
pdanze315: universitty of
pdanze315: from where?
pdanze315: graduated from where?
Fecalicious: Renssalear Polytechnic Institute
pdanze315: and that is?
Fecalicious: it's in NY state, an engineering school
pdanze315: cool
Fecalicious: I'm a mechanical engineer
pdanze315: cool
pdanze315: married
Fecalicious: nope
Fecalicious: it's hard to find a mate when you're morbidly obese
Fecalicious: but i'm trying to lose the weight.... i'm taking these diet pills
pdanze315: my sis lived in the lower east side of NY
Fecalicious: of
pdanze315: nonono
Fecalicious: oh, so she died in some other way?
pdanze315: she was about 11 blocks away
pdanze315: no she lives in
Fecalicious: oh, whew!
Fecalicious: ... does she live 11 blocks away from the Sears tower?
pdanze315:
Fecalicious: how far is that from the sears tower?
pdanze315: i dont know
pdanze315: but i think shes ok
Fecalicious: i should hope so
Fecalicious: so are you married?
pdanze315: well...id love to keep chatting but i gotta go now
pdanze315: no im single
Fecalicious: i hope you're not single cuz you're a whale like me
pdanze315: im sorry
Fecalicious: it's ok... i've lost 15 lbs so far
pdanze315: good
pdanze315: i gotta write now...good luck with everything
Fecalicious: thanks man, you too
pdanze315: thanks
Fecalicious: ALL HAIL BUSH
pdanze315: rigggghht...
pdanze315: bye
Fecalicious: byeeeeeeee