Fecalicious: hello
Fecalicious: do you speak English
VenzaLaTormenta: ya do u?
Fecalicious: no
Fecalicious: just kidding
Fecalicious: yes
VenzaLaTormenta: o
Fecalicious: that's why I asked you
VenzaLaTormenta: o okay
Fecalicious: you are from Somalia?
VenzaLaTormenta: ya
Fecalicious: I see
Fecalicious: where are you from in Somalia?
Fecalicious: my name is Lester, by the way
Fecalicious: what's yours?
VenzaLaTormenta: ho
Fecalicious: your name is ho?
VenzaLaTormenta: ya
Fecalicious: wow, that's what my mom's nickname was downtown
Fecalicious: everywhere she took me, "hey, ho!" people would shout
Fecalicious: I was proud that so many men know my mama
Fecalicious: but then she disappeared last winter
VenzaLaTormenta: :-(
Fecalicious: some say she went to HELL... others say she went to Atlantic City, NJ
Fecalicious: but is there a difference?
Fecalicious: I think not
VenzaLaTormenta: duno
Fecalicious: and now my girlfriend is pregnant
Fecalicious: are you pregnant?
VenzaLaTormenta: yep
Fecalicious: people look at me funny, when I walk around with my girlfriend... she's 12, and I'm 29
VenzaLaTormenta: ...i am ur girlfriend
VenzaLaTormenta: :-(
Fecalicious: you are?
Fecalicious: LOLITA?
VenzaLaTormenta: yep
Fecalicious: WHERE HAVE YOU GONE???
VenzaLaTormenta: yeeeep!!!
VenzaLaTormenta: to hell and back
Fecalicious: YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO GET LIQUOR!!
Fecalicious: BUT THAT WAS TWELVE HOURS AGO
Fecalicious: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET TO SOMALIA?
VenzaLaTormenta: I AM SORRY
Fecalicious: my WORD, that was fast
Fecalicious: you must have taken the Concorde
VenzaLaTormenta: i am back baby
Fecalicious: you are???
Fecalicious: where are you?
VenzaLaTormenta: with my new nsync cd
VenzaLaTormenta: rite here
Fecalicious: damn, you always play that crap
Fecalicious: why must you listen to NStink instead of my nice soothing devil music?
Fecalicious: it helps the baby sleep, I say
Fecalicious: I'm sorry I beat you so much, baby..
Fecalicious: and the scat play... I thought you liked it
VenzaLaTormenta: i did..
Fecalicious: ah, so I thought
VenzaLaTormenta: i luv it when u make me bleed baby
VenzaLaTormenta: hit me harder
VenzaLaTormenta: YA YA
Fecalicious: it was the feces all along that brought us together
VenzaLaTormenta: mmmmm bruises turn me on
Fecalicious: FECES, GLORIOUS FECAL MATTER, LET US REVEL IN IT
Fecalicious: ah, me too
VenzaLaTormenta: ya ya
Fecalicious: let me shit on your tits and I'll punch you in the jaw, just like the good old days!!!
VenzaLaTormenta: OKAY
Fecalicious: YESSS OH GOD YES
VenzaLaTormenta: ONLY IF I CAN BITE YOUR COCK OFF AND SHOVE IT DOWN UR THROAT
VenzaLaTormenta: WHILE MAKING U SUCK A COW'S DIK
Fecalicious: THANK YOU SATAN FOR GIVING ME THIS DEMONSTRESS FROM HELLFIRE
VenzaLaTormenta: HOWS THAT SOUND BABY DOLL
Fecalicious: i love it when you talk dirty to me dollface
VenzaLaTormenta: MMMM
Fecalicious: I'M A SCATMAN
Fecalicious: *shits on your face*
VenzaLaTormenta: ::swallows::
VenzaLaTormenta: i <3 2 swallow
Fecalicious: ah yes, this diarrhea sure makes it easy to swallow
VenzaLaTormenta: ya
Fecalicious: remember that hellish week when we were constipated, so we couldn't shit on each other?
Fecalicious: the sex was so boring that week
VenzaLaTormenta: o ya
Fecalicious: I'm glad we took all those laxatives to get our anal juices flowing
VenzaLaTormenta: me 2
VenzaLaTormenta: mmmm juices
VenzaLaTormenta: i luv 2 drink ur juices
Fecalicious: butt juice?!? more for me!
VenzaLaTormenta: especially ur p
Fecalicious: yeah, golden showers are the best
VenzaLaTormenta: omg ya ya
Fecalicious: remember that time Mrs. Chang, our 56-year-old landlady, came to collect the rent, and we tied her up and had our fecal way with her?
Fecalicious: that sure was fun
VenzaLaTormenta: mmmm ya
Fecalicious: ahhh, good time were had by all... except for Mrs. Chang... she wouldn't shut up
Fecalicious: that duct tape sure was a good idea, Shitlover
VenzaLaTormenta: and remember when my mom brought us some food and we ripped her clothes off and fuked her until she bled?
Fecalicious: yeah, that was great
VenzaLaTormenta: and then we shared the blood
VenzaLaTormenta: mmmmmmm
VenzaLaTormenta: <3 blood
Fecalicious: mmm, bloody
Fecalicious: do ya now
VenzaLaTormenta: ya ya
Fecalicious: .. you're not really from Somalia, are ya
VenzaLaTormenta: do me
VenzaLaTormenta: i am
Fecalicious: in the ass?
Fecalicious: wow
Fecalicious: and you're pregnant with the ANTICHRIST
VenzaLaTormenta: ya there

Fecalicious: i KNEW that demon would bless us with the Satanchild
VenzaLaTormenta: ya ya
VenzaLaTormenta: <3 satan
VenzaLaTormenta: h8 god h8 h8 h8
Fecalicious: yeah... I'm so glad you ran away from your mom
VenzaLaTormenta: me 2
VenzaLaTormenta: i <3 u
Fecalicious: she was such a bitch, making you go to school and shit
Fecalicious: damn elementary school is so not your thing
VenzaLaTormenta: i kno dude
VenzaLaTormenta: it is soooo not
Fecalicious: for REAL
VenzaLaTormenta: school sux0rs
Fecalicious: yeah
VenzaLaTormenta: especially when they make us write
VenzaLaTormenta: i mean wtf is that
Fecalicious: yeah, writing is for chumps
VenzaLaTormenta: "write a 1"
Fecalicious: what the FUCK
VenzaLaTormenta: cooooomeeee onnn
Fecalicious: they're so DEMANDING
VenzaLaTormenta: i kno dude!!!!
Fecalicious: I learned to write in Feces on the walls
VenzaLaTormenta: "write a 2"
Fecalicious: who needs pencils
VenzaLaTormenta: OMG OMG OMG WTF
VenzaLaTormenta: A 2?
Fecalicious: blood and feces is so much more fun
VenzaLaTormenta: OMG OMG OMG OMG LIIIIIKE OOOOMMMMMGGG..
VenzaLaTormenta: i kno dude

Fecalicious: yeah FUCK NUMBERS!!
Fecalicious: who needs to draw when we can type
VenzaLaTormenta: ya babie
VenzaLaTormenta: omg omg my mom is cuming
VenzaLaTormenta: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
VenzaLaTormenta: yaaaaaaaa


VenzaLaTormenta: oh ya ya ya
Fecalicious: all over your face and tits?
VenzaLaTormenta: yes mmm
Fecalicious: just like the good old days
VenzaLaTormenta: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
VenzaLaTormenta: what hapind 2 de good old dayz anywayz
VenzaLaTormenta: i go now
VenzaLaTormenta: by
Fecalicious: ok
VenzaLaTormenta: u sux
Fecalicious: bye Lolita
Fecalicious: sick bastard!!!
VenzaLaTormenta: bye my <3
Fecalicious: hahahaha
Fecalicious: that's good stuff
VenzaLaTormenta: i kno bye my <3
Fecalicious: g'bye twinkle tits