Fecalicious: hi... found you through "find a buddy"
waternymph: hi... how's it going?
Fecalicious: I'm good... a/s/l?
Fecalicious: i'm 20/m/RI
waternymph: hmmm... that's quite impersonal, but ok... 20/f/VA
Fecalicious: ah, would you like the personal version?
waternymph: actually i almost find that asl thing insulting...
waternymph: that's just a personal preference i supose
Fecalicious: my name is Tom Feca, I live in Providence RI, I'm a student at Providence college and I study philosophy and math. I like dogs, swimming and boating, and I have brown hair, green eyes and I'm about 6'0".
Fecalicious: you? :-)
waternymph: :-) wow... quite descriptive...
Fecalicious: you like the ocean too, I see
Fecalicious: especially with your sn and all
Fecalicious: is there a reason you have a random 'p' in the word 'nymph?'
waternymph: my name's olga... i study biochemistry at virginia tech, i love cats, dogs and horses, i have brown hair (well, it's red at the moment) blue eyes (i'm told much like babies do) i have an ocean obession
waternymph: actually that was a misspelling
waternymph: typo
Fecalicious: ah, i see
Fecalicious: just makin sure it didn't have a special meaning or something
waternymph: well, i have an ocean obsession...
Fecalicious: obsession, eh?
Fecalicious: you mean like you look for pictures of the ocean to put all over your room and you keep calling it and following it everywhere to the point where the ocean has gotten a restraining order against you?
Fecalicious: not that I would know anything about that whole process...
waternymph: haha... no actually more like there's no place i feel more whole than beside it...
Fecalicious: beside it, eh?
Fecalicious: so you really have a beach obsession
waternymph: well, normally in it
waternymph: no, ocean
Fecalicious: ah, ok
Fecalicious: one time I got stung by a stingray in the foot
Fecalicious: that really fucking sucked
waternymph: :-)
waternymph: one time i swam out into the ocean for two hours, my friend called 911
Fecalicious: it was all nasty and I had to hold it in hot water and I could see the poison seeping out of the sting
waternymph: that was pretty funny
waternymph: aaahh... eek
waternymph: that sux
Fecalicious: yeah
Fecalicious: but I have no hard feelings against the ocean
Fecalicious: another time, my little brother drowned in the ocean
Fecalicious: but I'm over it now... that was over 4 months ago
waternymph: oh no... i'm so sorry
waternymph: i won't talk about it then
waternymph: you can't possibly be over it
Fecalicious: yeah, it's cool
Fecalicious: he was only 6 months old so I didn't get to know him all that well
waternymph: oh my god, how horrible
Fecalicious: ehh, it's ok, we've reached closure
Fecalicious: that's what he gets for crawling off of the boat like that
waternymph: still, though...
waternymph: if he was that young he didn't know better
Fecalicious: yeah
Fecalicious: we tried to grab him, but...
Fecalicious: he was all slippery
waternymph: aww... how sad...
Fecalicious: it's ok... we recovered the body, cremated it, and scattered the ashes back into the ocean that killed him
waternymph: oh my god that has to be the saddest story in the world
Fecalicious: yeah, lots of people tell me that
Fecalicious: guess swimming wasn't in his genes!
Fecalicious: sorry if my story upset you
waternymph: oh, it's ok... i mean, i'm not the one who should be upset... i just didn't wanna bring up a painful memory
Fecalicious: that's ok... I still swim in the ocean and stuff
waternymph: haha... that is very very sad though...
Fecalicious: sure, sometimes I burst into tears while I'm swimming, especially when we're at the same beach, but it's cool
waternymph: awww
Fecalicious: anyhoo, do you have any siblings?
waternymph: i have an older brother
waternymph: 23
Fecalicious: that's cool
Fecalicious: is he a waternympho as well?
waternymph: oh no, not nearly as much as i am, he likes to look at the ocean but doesn't like to be in it
Fecalicious: same with my dad... now
Fecalicious: he usually stays inside and sulks
waternymph: aww... that is so sad...
Fecalicious: I tell him, c'mon dad, it's not like you're gonna drown out there like Stevie did
Fecalicious: I mean, my dad can swim
Fecalicious: I guess he feels partially responsible cuz he was the one who was so drunk on the boat
waternymph: oh... yikes...
waternymph: there's a guilt trip for ya
Fecalicious: yeah, mom gives him shit about it now and then
Fecalicious: and we're all like, shut up, mom.
Fecalicious: yeah, so anyways, let's change the subject
waternymph: yeah, i agree :-)
Fecalicious: you know who my best friend is?
Fecalicious: Jesus Christ.
waternymph: hmmm... really
waternymph: how does he do in the friend department :-)
Fecalicious: yes, H is our Lord and Savior and he shall come back one day to avenge all those who did not believe in Him
Fecalicious: He
Fecalicious: HAHA, I'm tired so I'm gonna stop fuckin with ya now
Fecalicious: the whole thing about the baby... not true either
waternymph: oh good grief, you're a brat!!! :-)
Fecalicious: heehee
Fecalicious: my dog, though...
Fecalicious: haha jk
waternymph: you just like to play on that sympathy thing... and then making me think you were a born again fanatic... silly...
Fecalicious: no, I am a born again fanatic!
Fecalicious: haha jk
Fecalicious: WWJD? Nothing, he's dead!
waternymph: well, congrats, you just made me no longer trust anything you say :-)