Like feetsies?  This photo was taken Labor Day Weekend '98 while on the sunny and awe inspiring beaches of Rhode Island.  Yeah, we know what you're thinking....Rhode Island?  If you like bikers in bikinis...and we don't mean female bikers, then RI is the place to be.  These tattoos are the Pornstar's, Snowball (Chloe), and E.

This one is also courtesy of Labor Day Weekend in Connecticut.  Although taken close to 2am....E, Bryan, Babrak, and Dr. Funkenstein seem to be awake and fully aware of........................the drunken fool reaching for something to help himself up with.  Incidentally, the drunken fool, Mikey T is the son of the guy who crashed the Exxon Valdez during a drunken escapade.  Mikey's nickname is, respectively, The Commander.  The keg wasn't flowing much at two in the morning.  Chloella was down for the count in the field behind us after an extensive journey to the land of Pukedom.  This was the last sighting of E for the weekend.  He mysteriously disappeared with a red head in the wee-wee hours of the morning, only to resurface the next night on a hammock.  Too many holes in a hammock is you ask us.
 

Ahhh yessss.....Auburn University on an early Saturday morning in late October.  See where Snowball is sitting?  Yep, he destroyed the tires with some ungodly substance at 11:30am, and then blamed it on the lack of foodies in his stomach.  Also pictured is the Jenny, Johnny Mask, Jen, Matty, Ron Jitz, and the fabulous Libbster.  Auburn not only lost the game, but several fans lost their patience with the Pornstar as he spanked people with a pom-pom.  Later that night, Chloe met his flava-o-de-weekend.  Dirty!

Pictured here is Coley, Matty, Jonny, Mikey, Joey, Micahy, Bogardusy, Henny, and Wussy.  This was taken at a regional beer festival.  You laugh, but it was by invitation only based on quantity of alcohol consumed on a weekly basis.  Note:  this does not include how much of it actually stays down otherwise this picture would be cut in half.  If you look closely, you can see Henny in pain and Mango with some sort of something in his mouth.  Your guess is as good as ours.   Those pitchers were furnished by the fine brewers of Bud light.  Don't worry, all consumed alcohol was returned graciously by Henny and Chloe.  We think the look says it all!
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Can you say happy 21st?  Unbelievable night for the Pornstar to have his birthday!  After two hours of slammin beers and shots...the boys conquered the Republic of Cuervo.  That would explain the stains on Jonny's shorts.  If you look closely, you can see Michael Bolton in the doorway of the bus.  His non-existent singing ability landed him as tour operator of the Cuervo Bus.

Did anyone see the new X-Games sport?  Its called "stick the tube in your mouth and press the button and see what happens."  It's a two-man event modeled after the "bob sled."  E and Matty took the silver medal in the event due to unexpected spittage by Matty.  He set a new record for distance in the post tubing phase of the competition.  Coming in first and not pictured was this rather whalish chica....man she could really suck it down.  This photo is courtesty of fellow sportswriters from the ASSociated Press and will be featured in next months SI Swimsuit edition.

Oooooooooohhhhhhh.....uhhhhhhhhhh.....oooohhhhhh yeeaaahhhh....right there big boy!  That was wonderful!  Hello?  Heeelllloooo?  Bryan, wake up!

And so there we were on the Southside of the Bronx...

During our commercial shoot for ESPN Sportscenter, Chris Berman (pictured right) thought he'd take us out for a few beers to celebrate Mango's 21st birthday.  It got a little out of control as we began to reminisce about our last trip to Jamaica.  Chris told us about his last venture, to include stories about running from the Jamaican Army for an incident involving a goat, a pitchfork, and a tube of lydicane.  Some things people go to for so-called pleasure.  We haven't seen Chris since then and don't desire to.

E has turrets???  No.  Lost control of his lower lip and started to drool?  No.  Still learning how to use a real cup?  No.  Spilled Beer?  Yup.  Bryan is pretty excited to see that E's only problem is that he's wearing the party on his shirt.  Eric, hellllloooo!  Focus on the camera!  Look this way!  E, you okay?

Babrak and friends...in the sunny south.  Can't remember much from that night.

This is a little known backstage tour photo from the Village People during their 1978 World Tour.  This was taken right after they all went to Jose's Taqueria and Tatto Salon in Tiajuana during the Mexican leg of their trip.