First: I don't know why I'm doing this, because I will inevitably leave someone out, but I'll try not to.

Second: These are in no particular order, I promise.

Matt (aka Doogal, McDoussal): I often describe him to my college friends as "Matt, my rich friend." This adequately describes him. I can not count the times he bought dinner or movies or whatever. I don't think he minded, because now I owe him my soul. Oh well, the sacrifices we make. . .

Matt's a freshman at Vanderbilt University in Nashville, TN. To hear more about his adventures in Confederate USA, visit his page here.

To see Matt, click here. coming soon

Josh (aka Massoud, Moose): Josh is one of my more zealous friends. He works out maniacally, and last I heard, is making a run for Mr. SMU (Southern Methodist University). Another great word to describe Massoud is "raw." If there is a more uncultured person, bring him to me. Not to dissuade people, good things come with that, too. Massoud is honest (sometimes too blunt) and opinionated. All around, he's an interesting person.

To see a picture of Josh, click here. 
 

Note: Together, I, Matt, and Josh make up "The Triumvirate," so dubbed because of our co-mastery of our sophomore history class for an entire year.

Mark (aka Wettreich, gimp): I describe Mark to my college friends as "My funny looking friend Mark." If there's one thing that perfectly describes Mark, that's it. I think it defines his personality. He's the one of the more awkward, funny looking people I've met. I think from that he derives his outlook on life. Mark is one of the nicest, most caring people you'll actually meet. In fact, he was my first friend in Dallas. Girls, he also has an english accent.

Mark attends the University of Texas at Austin. To learn more about his life and see a picture of his dorm, visit his page here.
 

To see a picture of Mark, click here.

Note: Mark recently became an honorary triumvire, but after a philosophy class with him, he would be comparable to Lepidus in the real Second Triumvirate. For those of you who know stuff about Roman History (ie Matt) this should be humorous.

Kelly: Kelly is one of my bestest friends. Since the beginning, we have been able to talk about anything. I have really valued our friendship, and am glad we are still staying in touch in college. Kelly attends Purdue University.

Ambika (aka Beeker): Ambika and I became closer junior year when we had the shared misery of a "Nature and Uses" class with Dr. Graves (email me to hear Dr. Graves' nickname). After that, we began talking and became closer. Ambika is one of the more intelligent people I have ever known, and as such, she often disagrees with me (what does that say about me). She has given me interesting insight on working and stress. She wants me to tell you that she is the greatest person on earth, but I refuse to lie to you. Ambika attends Duke University.

Josh Dickey (aka Dickey, Dickly): As Matt is my benefactor, so am I to Dickey. Perhaps he owes me his soul. That would make up for the one I lost to Matt. Dickey's primary concern is his band Fallen from the Nest. He is the lead singer, rhythm guitarist, and lyricist. I think they're pretty good; they're very much inspired by the Nirvana grunge movement in the early 90s. Dickey attends the University of Texas at Dallas.

Marc: I mention Marc more out of admiration than because we were great friends. Marc was a debater (as was I), and we traveled together, often sharing a room. To brag on him, he was National Champion his junior year, and regarded as one of the top debaters in the nation. He was also editor of the school's literary magazine. The surprising part is that he still found time for a social life. Everyone who knew Marc admired him for his insight and intelligence. Marc, not surprisingly, attends Harvard University.

I know that there are many of you that I didn't mention, so don't get pissed. Maybe if I ever update this page, I'll put you on. It will give you something to look forward to.

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