Please fill out my Survey

Please tell me your name: (Do not hit return)

1) How old are you?

Under 15 years old
15 - 18 years old
18 - 24 years old
24 - 30 years old
30 - 45 years old
More than 45 years old

2) What is your favorite movie? (Do not hit return)

3) Who is your favorite band? (Do not hit return)

4) What is your favorite sport?

Baseball
Football
Hockey
Basketball
Soccer
Other

5) Would you rather:

have a sinus infection where anytime you sneeze while in the presence of others, they change sex?
have an inability to distinguish between babies and english muffins?

6) Would you rather:

have the faint sound of playground chatter perpetually emanating from your crotch?
fart confetti?