Battle of Cards
The Joker killed the suicide king
Before he could kill himself you see
The Queen my the Ace
And they dueled face to face
The Queen had a spade
And the Ace had a club
They bludgeoned each other outside the pub
The Queen lost a diamond that was close to her heart
And she called for a spade
Which looks like a dart
To kill the Ace before he could part
The duel did break little Jacks heart
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©1999 Justin Hardesty