So i got on the bus and two guys were behind me. One sat in the first seat kind of close to bus driver and the other guy came and sat by me towards the middle of the bus. So it looks something like this :
Bus driver (front) X X<----guy#1 X X X X the X's represent random people XX XX the bus was about 20% full. XX XX #2 me XX XX X X X X (back)
I stood up and walked almost to the front because i wanted to get a bus schedule. But then I realized that I already that bus schedule and so i returned to my seat. So guy #2, says didn't have to worry, you already cool with the bus driver. And I go, oh I went to look at the bus schedule.
Guy #1: How old are you? (he's asking me)
Me: 19
Guy #1: i'm only two years older than you.
me : you mean 12 years older.
Guy #1: Baby that hurts. you think i'm that old?
me : you have to be at least 25(i'm sure he was at least 30)
Guy #1: How old is your boyfriend?
me : negative!
Guy #1: excuse me! how old is your girlfriend?
me : ? (stunned and speechless)
Guy #2: Well you never know. you're on this bus headed to hollywood and they have all kinds over there.
Guy #1: my sister got herself a japanese girlfriend.
Guy #2: i only like black women. i'll take the ugliest black
woman over them others.
Guy #1: i'm an international guy. I like women from Taiwan to...
Guy #2: it's like my daddy said- the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice.
- conversation dies for awhile.-
Guy #1: I'm still over here thinking about you.
me : fix your thoughts elesewhere.
Guy #2: you don't bite your tongue, do you?
me : I don't want anyone to say i encouraged their attention.