A Word For All Seasons Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "Fuck." It is the one magical word, which, just by it's sound describes pain, pleasure, love, and hate. Our most versatile word...by its stress and inflection it can describe many emotions. No other word can be used with so many grammatical nuances. In language, "Fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a noun (I don't give a fuck), as an adjective (it's a fucking beauty), as a verb in is transitve form (he well and truly fucked it up), in the past tense (I was fucked), in the present tense (I am fucked) and in the future tense (I'll be fucked) It can be an active verb (Mary doesn't really give a fuck); or an adverb (Mary is really fucking interested in John);It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you see, there are very few words with the versatility of "Fuck." It can be used in an anatomical description - "He's a fucking asshole." It can be used to tell time - "It's five fucking thirty." It can be used in business - "How did I end up with this fucking job?" It can be maternal - as in "Motherfucker." Many everyday expressions show it's true versatility.
Valuable Vocabulary Chart
Exasperation"For fuck's sake."
Enjoyment"This is fucking great."
Hostility"I'm going to knock your fucking head off."
Stupidity"He is a Fuckwad!"
Incompetence"He's such a fuck-up."
Ignorance"Fuck if I know."
Displeasure"What the fuck is going on here?"
Lost"Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief"Unfuckingbelievable!"
Retaliation"Up your fucking ass."
Surprise"Well, I'll be fucked."
Suspicion"What the fuck are you doing?"
Contempt"Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"
Denial"I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity"I know fuck all about it."
Apathy"Who gives a fuck anyway?"
Greetings"How the fuck are you?"
Resignation"Oh Fuck it."
Derision"He fucks up everything."
Panic"Let's get the fuck out of here."
Directions"Fuck off."
Incredulousness"How the fuck did u do that?"
Fraud"I got fucked by the car dealer."
Trouble"Hell, I guess I'm fucked now."
Aggression"Fuck you."
Disgust"Fuck me."
Confusion"What the fuck...?"
Difficulty"I don't understand this fucking business."
Despair"Fucked again."
The word has been used by some very notable people throughout history,
the more well known being:

"Is it half to fucking five yet or what?"
Sarge

"What the fuck was that?"
The Mayor of Hiroshima

"Don't fucking give me that shit, I can still steer the fucking boat"
Capt. Hazelwood

"Look at all those fucking Indians"
General Cluster

"Where's all that fucking water coming from?"
Titanic Captain

"That's not a fucking real gun"
John Lennon

"The fucking throttle's stuck"
Donald Campbell

"Who's fucking going to know?"
President Nixon

"Heads are fucking going to roll"
Anne Bolen

"Who let that fucking woman drive?"
Space Shuttle Captain

"Watch Him. He'll have some fucker's eye out"
King Herrod

"I thought I could smell fucking petrol"
Nikki Lauder

"What fucking map?"
James Scott

"She's just a fucking secretary"
Dr. Johnson

"Any fucker can understand that"
Einstien

"It fucking looks like her"
Picasso

"How the fuck did u work that out?"
Pythagras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
Michelangelo

"Fuck A Duck"
Walt Disney

"Why, because it's fucking there"
Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose it's fucking raining"
Joan of Arc

"Scattered showers my fucking arse"
Noah




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