I look around in the world and you know what I notice? I'll tell you, the number of manly men in this world are declining at an alarming rate. So I have taken it up on myself to Stick up this web site to help Men learn to be true Men, so here are a quick 20 rules every man should know:

1. As a general rule, If what you are doing does not satisfy you totally in 5 minutes, it is not worth it.
   
   
2. Life is one big competition. If someone is better than you at anything, either pretend it's not true or kick his ass.
   
   
3. It is never your duty to take responsibility for your actions.
   
   
4. Always apologize. Never mean it.
   
   
5. Don't ever notice anything.
   
   
6. If anyone asks, You've had sex in every location and or postition possible.
   
   
7. If you cheat on a girl, but no one finds out, then technically you've done nothing wrong.
   
   
8. If you don't like a girl, Don't tell her. It's more fun to let her figure it out for herself.
   
   
9. Name your penis. It drives the girls wild.
   
   
10. People like a man who can write his name with urine.
    
    
11. The best sex postiion is you, lying face up...and four girls on top.
    
    
12. Beer. Then more beer.
    
    
13. Women like it when you ignore them. It arouses them.
    
    
14. You are a man, therefore, you are never wrong.
    
    
15. Women are your napkins. Use them, and throw them away.
    
    
16. Other people's pain is stricly for your enjoyment.
    
    
17. Never ask for help, even if you need it. People will think you have no penis.
    
    
18. If you hurt someone, pretend you care.
    
    
19. Females do not care what you do to them as long as they get to please you.
    
    
20. Admit nothing, Deny everything, Demand proof.
    
    
    
    
    

And as my friend wally Witkowski says, "Now remember folks, the most important rule in life is....If you can't take a joke, to hell with you."