I look around in the world and you know what I notice? I'll tell you, the number of manly men in this world are declining at an alarming rate.
So I have taken it up on myself to Stick up this web site to help Men learn to be true Men, so here are a quick 20 rules every man should know:
- As a general rule, If what you are doing does not satisfy you totally in 5 minutes, it is not worth it.
- Life is one big competition. If someone is better than you at anything, either pretend it's not true or kick his ass.
- It is never your duty to take responsibility for your actions.
- Always apologize. Never mean it.
- Don't ever notice anything.
- If anyone asks, You've had sex in every location and or postition possible.
- If you cheat on a girl, but no one finds out, then technically you've done nothing wrong.
- If you don't like a girl, Don't tell her. It's more fun to let her figure it out for herself.
- Name your penis. It drives the girls wild.
- People like a man who can write his name with urine.
- The best sex postiion is you, lying face up...and four girls on top.
- Beer. Then more beer.
- Women like it when you ignore them. It arouses them.
- You are a man, therefore, you are never wrong.
- Women are your napkins. Use them, and throw them away.
- Other people's pain is stricly for your enjoyment.
- Never ask for help, even if you need it. People will think you have no penis.
- If you hurt someone, pretend you care.
- Females do not care what you do to them as long as they get to please you.
- Admit nothing, Deny everything, Demand proof.
And as my friend wally Witkowski says, "Now remember folks, the most important rule in life is....If you can't take a joke, to hell with you."