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A man all wrapped up in himself makes for a small package.

He who thinks he can almost always does, he who thinks he can't never will.

If you aren't in a good mood, then you aren't enjoying life. If you aren't enjoying life, then you aren't living. If you aren't living, then you are dieing... DID YOU HEAR ME??? DIEING!!!

Whenever you happen to get up on the wrong side of the bed, do the world a favor and go back to bed.

 

 

 

 

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