| SHOJI!!! |
| A crazy pug who gets lots of attention for being so cute. He was born in 2001, so he is very young. He is AKC registered but has (shh...) undesirable qualities. He is black with one white paw and a white spot on his chest. |
| Fun Facts: |
| Shoji is a boy, and he prefers female Asians. But he's generally evil. |
| He has lots of nicknames, like Mr. Boy, Baalzebubba, Demon, Gooba, Crazy |
| People who are normally allergic to dogs are not usually allergic to the mouse from "Fievel Goes West." |
| He can sit, lie, shake, kick you, turn water into wine, turn stalves into snakes, and...... |
| Cubby is a dog who gets her ass kicked by Shoji every weekend and Buffy sucks. |
| More about SHOJI: |
| Shoji does not live at the North Pole like Santa Claus. He lives in a house in Salt Lake City. a magical land where Mormons grow on trees. There are so many Mormons here that we decided to start feeding them to Shoji. They give him indigestion. He has a raggedy old missionary that he likes to wrangle with his teeth. He likes crazy treats and can kick Hello Kitty's ass. |
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| - evil penguins - his leash - long naps - wearing sweaters - farting -big boobs -evil -slides |
| - Rod Stewart - good - the phrase "Heavens to Betsy" - when he is left alone - your mother - people who say mmm bop and overanalyze - you |
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