So, why is my name badguy4?


that, and a few other personal theories...

I've been told that I think things differently than most people. I don't think it's true THAT much, but I've been told it enough to make me want to put it on my web page. Some of them are silly, others I find quite serious.
Here's an example of a silly one:

The existance of the state of Israel can be credited to the Hope Diamond.
Proof:
1) Since it was brought westward, the Hope Diamond has had owners who have suffered incredible misfortunes.
2) In July of 1789, it was owned by Louis and Mary in France, who by August of 1789 were both about a foot shorter.
3) With the Tudor dynasty killed, chaos & poverty reigns over France for around ten years, until Short Guy comes to power.
4) Napolian Bonaparte goes out and conquers most of Europe in company during his 1799-1816 reign.
5) After Napoleon is defeated, the Congress of Vienna decided that they didn't like the idea of one guy conquering everything piece by piece.
6) They create the concept of Treaties of Alliance.
7) Bismark comes around, takes the idea of the treaties, and runs with it, having networks of secret alliances.
8) Bismark is abruptly fired, his treaties are left chaotic and unfinished.
9) Consequently, Germany gets screwed over in WW I.
10) So much so, that funny looking guy with mustache is able to convince post WWI Germans pretty close to anything.
11) Hitler targets Jews as the scape goat. Kills over six million of them.
12) After the war, the UN, out of pity, decides that the Jews should have their own land.

 Hope Diamond ---> State of Israel

 See, all twelve of those steps would be agreed upon as truthful by about 95% of the knowledgable population. A few of the links are questionable perhaps, but nothing outlandish. There are no puns, This isn't "God is love, Love is blind, Ray Charles is blind, God is Ray Charles," it's linear, without word games.

OK, these are my more legite theories:

  • Secret of youth
  • Meaning of life
  • Women
  • Happiness
  • The end
  • the internet
  • Geocities (Less serious)
  • AOL (Also Less serious)
  • Absolute 0

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