How To Be A Perfect Asian Kid...


1. Score a perfect 1600 on the SAT

2. Play violin or piano on the level of a concert performer

3. Apply to and be accepted by 27 colleges

4. Go to a prestigious Ivy LeagueUniversity and win enough scholoarshipmoney to pay for it

5. Have 4 hobbies: studying, studying,violin/piano and studying

6. Love classical music and detest talking on the telephone

7. Become a Westinghouse Presidentialand eventually a Rhodes Scholar

8. Aspire to be a brain surgeon

9. Marry an Asian American doctorand have perfect, successful children(grandkids for your parents)

10. Love to hear stories aboutyour parent's childhood...especiallythe one about walking 20 milesto school w/o shoes
LiKe ThAt'S EvEr GoNnA HaPpEN!!!!