"Express Lane"
Firstly, 12 cans of Juicy Juice do not count as one item. Second, if you go to the EP during lunch hours, try to purchase you entire Thanksgiving dinner, pay with a check, lose your coupons and "chat" with the person at the register, then you WILL get dirty looks and some rude comments from all the business folks there trying to by salad and soda.
"Turning Lane"
Use it. Don't start to brake 50 feet before the turning lane and then get mad when the person behind you rides your ass and hits the horn. As a side note, learning how to use the blinker would also help us not hate you as much. In efforts to consolidate my ranting, I will mention here (I'm sure I don't have to explain) people who hit the brakes going 85 MPH on the LIE, people who cut across three lanes of rush hour traffic (coming within 5 feet of your front bumper) because they just realized its their exit, old people driving 15 MPH and intentionally (I'm sure) drive slower when I need to get to work on time.
"Tattoo/Piercing Morons"
When you see someone with a tattoo, or a piercing, and you ask "Did that hurt?" you WILL get a glare and a sarcastic remark. Having thousands of needles per minute striking my bare skin didn't hurt at all. Did it hurt when your parents dropped you on your head when you were an infant? Honestly .. I mean, half the reason some people get them is because of the sensation. I could include here a list of other dumb questions that have dumb remarks: Is it permanant? Is it a Pagan thing? Does that mean you like pain? The list goes on. Go HERE if you'd like to see a site that has a great list. Anyone with any body designs will love it.
