D.A. #2   Dave

Statistics
All Scales are one to ten

Drinking Frequency
8.5

General Beer Tolerance
7.5

General Hard Alcohol Tolerance
9.9

Black Cat Malt Liquour Tolerance
8

Black Cat Malt Liquour Drinking Speed
8
12 oz. Beer Slamming Ability
6

Pitcher Slamming Ability (32 oz)
5

Hard Liquor Slamming Ability
14 (an uncanny and dangerous liquour slamming speed and quantity)

Drinking During Conan Soundtrack
8 (11 with hard liquour and 13 with bacardi limon)

Stupid Drunkenness Level
9.9

Black Out Percentage--95%

Highlights of 21st Birthday-- Did 20 shots in record time (reportedly 1.5 hours).  Does not remember anything past 16.  Had two birthdays (one in chicago and one on campus).  Was not cut off at bar because of legends of liquour tolerance.  Got police called on him after falling from bar stool.  Woke up on couch in house formal room wearing all close from the night before.  Got up at 9:00 and started day. 

Personal Profile:

D.A. #2--One of the founding fathers and the original stupid drunken D.A.  His total smashedness is only challegened by D.A. #4.  More funny stories follow this guy around then a circus on crack.  Has reportedly slammed an entire pint of his favorite liquour (bacardi limon) in front of a sorority by accident (not accidently slamming he just didn't know the girls were watching.)  Most likely to black out of any of the D.A.s.  The only one who comes close to disputing his liquour tolerance is D.A. #5.  Has been carried out of parties on the shoulder of D.A. #1.  Has beaten alcohol poisioning on every level.