| Abby and Monica's |
2.Grapes float well in Dr. Pepper.
3.Even though you can't eat Cafeteria food, it does make good art work.
4.Some people (e.g. Victoria Baker and Carolyn Johnston) are just too happy
5.Bubble wrap fun (already knew this, but seriuosly reinfroced in college).
6.3:00 am is not late.
7.Toe shoes are not masochistic forms of torture, it is just important that they look good.
8.Even Rocky Horror Picture Show loses its originality after 15 performances. 9.Therapy is good.
10.Grilled cheese when chucked at your head at high velocity hurts.
11.Question the origins of the special white cheese sauce, especially when the cook leaves for a period of time.
12.Frozen peas make a good ice pack.
13.You can push in the lock button on a doorknob with your spine.
14.And this does lead to temporary paralysis.
15.Abby is a magnet for fucked up IMers.
16.All food rebounds onto Monica after it is thrown.
17.Lacrose players are sweaty and disgusting, and you don't want to have to force your way through a wave of several school teams to get out of cafeteria.
18.If you need to go to the hospital, try to make it a Wednesday night.
19.It still applies in college that if you don't want to go to class, go to the nurse and fake being sick.
20.That Mike can do one too many things with rubber gloves.
21.That Mike and Garvin should not discuss the possible ramifications of gerbiling.
22.Abby and Monica shouldn't be together in the lounge when they are both really tired.
23.The many uses of a pink blanket.
24.Importance of remembering which couch you are on, the big one or the little one (especially if you are planning to fall back on to it).
25.The joys and pains of socks mixing with linoleum.
26.Flopping is an art form, that both Abby and Monica have mastered.
27.The armadillo defense is a good one.
28.That pillow spelled backwards is wollip (misspellesd of course, but pronunciation correct).
29.You will never have anyone weirder than a classics/latin professor ("I am the Big Latin Pimp Daddy" and "I have come to the realization that I look like my dog. It's a poodle, you know, curly hair, long nose." -Gary Meltzer).
30.Trivial Pursuit while drunk is really hard.
31.A Kahlua bottle makes a good vase (at that rate so does any alcohol bottle).
32.Even after being away for a month and a half, you can come back and be right back to where you were before.
33.The damn desks in the dorm are prime targets for your knees.
34.The radio station has really good CDs to steal...oh I mean borrow.
35.Garvin has an unhealthy obsession with Michael Jackson.
36.Even though there is only three people from Jersey in the audience, the screams for Springstein will be louder than anything else.
37.Dance parties in front of the radio station are fun, but painful.
38.It isn't necesarily a good idea to go dancing/spinning across a wet patch of grass.
39.The grass in Florida does not give grass stains, it gives stab wounds.
40.The grass in Florida is not real grass.
41.The sprinklers on campus are out to get me(abby).
42.Picnic tables aren't large enough or comfortable enough.
43.It is very disconcerting when your balck jack dealer is the dean of students.
44.Albertson's has really comfortable sweaters for their employees.
45.Abby's butt fits perfectly in sand castles' moats.
46.Sea foam is damn cold and uncomfortable when it is covering your damn ass, and the reast of your body for that matter.
47.Despite what Monica says, the guys in the thrift store was dead!!!
48.People aren't always what you expect them to be!!!
49.How hilarious an argument between two old ladys deciding on whether to see Pecker or Waking Ned Divine (" I wanna see Pecker. No Ned Devine. I wanna see Ned Divine. Pecker" read stright through quote).
50.How truly beautiful the combined vocal stylings of Abby and Monica are.