2. How much a man eats pineapple is a representation of how insecure he is about his manhood.
3. How to loft a bed, and how to take it apart again.
4. That you can substitute the word "poop" in for the word "love" in the song "What the World needs now is Love", or put it in any old song, and it is really funny.
5. That shoe throwing competitions can be a lot of fun, especially at quarter after midnight.
6. That when starting a shoe throwing competition, you should check the area for power lines.
7. That phone bills can get really expensive, even if you "don't think you called anybody"
8. That in order to discourage inbreeding, you should ban country music
9. How to connect the VCR to the tv in the lounge
10. How to stack things.
11. How to blow up a really big blue inflatable chair ("blowing parties")
12. That people in the theater not only save large piles of useless crap, but they will one day ask you to organize and laminate it.
13. That when you get bored enough in a lecture, you actually start to believe that you can use the force to choke the professor giving the lecture
14. That fumes from hair dye can actually kill you, but it is very slow and very painful.
15. How to fit six people on a couch/bed
16. To always check the stall before using the toilet.
17. Alaways check the floor of the shower before going in to it, even if you are wearing flip-flops.
18. That flip flops are beautiful wonderful little objects.
19. That once you get past midnight on a Thursday, it is no longer the weekday, but the weekend.
20. That any mail, junk or not, is a wonderful little present that can brighten a day.
21. How comfortable and orgasmic the big blue chair actually is.
22. That you can relate South Park and the Simpsons to everything, including the idea of social structure in Plato's Republic
23. How much fun belching can actually be.
24. That you are not the only person whose family is the essence of disfunction.
25. The fun of post it notes
26. How cool Monica looks with horns on
27. That no matter how good it looks at the time, staying outside from midnight to about one is not a good idea, especially when it is about 75 degrees and you have class the next morning.
28. 75 degrees is cold
29. Squirrels who live on campus are genetically pre-disposed to alcoholism, and will eventually turn into mutant squirrels who want to take over the campus.
30. That people should not throw away food in a short garbage can, because the ants will get to it and form a new wall covering the old one.
31. What getting 35 fire ant bites at one time actually feels like (for those of you who don't know what fire ants are contact a local prof. or an encyclopeia)