Garvinism
			By Garvin, except he doesn't know this exists, so it is entirely his material, only I'm stealing it, yet I'm idiotically not taking credit for it.
		Here's the story, Katherine and I have this friend, a really cool friend, we love this friend a lot, and she has a boyfriend, his name is garvin, JUST KIDDING, Katherine and I have this friend, a really cool guy named Garvin. He is extraordinarily witty, intellegent, sexually repressed, and hungry. The combination of all of these charactoristics have lead to the creation of garvinism. A form of humor whereby the names of common places (usually places with food) are transformed into similar words with dissimilar meanings (usually sexual). Without any more of this ado crap. Here are some examples.
			1. Pubeslicks (publix) 2. The Crapeteria (the cafeteria) 3. The Pube (the pub) there are so many more but for some reason my mind right now is blanking, I'm gonna have to hook up with the man himslef, and see if we can coorporatively remember some more