MATE ONLY WITH THOSE WHO HAVE FLINTSTONE FEET:

Extend-A-Toe is a deformation of the toes in which one’s second toe extends beyond one’s “big” toe.  Aside from its obvious aesthetic disfavor, those with this malady often have problems with balance and should never wear sandals as this toe may hang over the edge of the shoe. You can help control this problem by procreating only with those who have a pleasant descending row of toes. If you, yourself, suffer from Extend-A-Toe, please be considerate of our future generations. Thank you.

SAY NO TO EXTEND-A-TOE