Gadgets, the color purple, SkyCap Service, (the smell of) Sharpies, No-Lick Stamps, Theme Parks, Girls with defined jaws and boney wrists, Board Games, Night Clubs, Casters, Sophistry, 3-D, Cotton Candy, No. 1 Pencils, PRADA, Fog, Centepede (The Arcade Game), Magnetism, Columbo, Right Turn Arrows, Cool Spots On My Pillow, Trains, Tape, Eating Out (as well as:), Dining Out, Mail Order, Tight Parallel Parking, Gnocchi, Pigtails, Toxic Waste, Grills, Capitalism, VHS, Autumn, Skyscrapers, Coin Counters, Snow (ice crystals), TiVO, Dogs, Comedy Clubs, Aluminum (see dislikes), Early Michael Jackson, Simple Cuff Links |
Gizmos, The Color Purple, Dysphagia, Shrapnel, NASCAR, Lawn Ornaments, Snow (the white rapper) Do-Overs, Glo-Stick Dancers, Spam, Fuzzy Dice, Aerosol Cheese, Pro-Lifters, Pickup-Trucks, Kid Rock, Cigarettes, Moderates, Danny Cooksey (the red-head who played stepbrother Sam on Diff'rent Strokes), Shag Carpet, Translucent Trash Bags, Money Orders, No. 3 Pencils, Abercrombie & Fitch, Stew, "Worsher and Dryer," Rosie O'Donnell, Thick Pillows, Vegetable Juice, the colloqial "Hell Yeah," Beta, those who mispell "misspell" and "colloquial," Heavy Metal (see likes), Girls with a microphone who loudly scream "Whoo!" at the end of their commentary |
AND QUIT SAYING "PIN NUMBER!" It's either "PIN" or "PI Number," but not a Personal Identification Number Number. Sheesh! |
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Hey thanks for stopping by! I'm Kyle. I quit radio a few years ago to go to law school. I'd been a deejay for a long time, and I needed a "change of venue." My fervor will always be prestidigitation, but I find the law fun too. In addition, 3+8 is 11. |
I'm a Scorpio (but I hope that tells you nothing aside from when I was born). Truth be known, this lad was an accident--the failure of an IUD. My parents assure me that they love me though. I have one older brother who was planned. I usually spend my Wednesdays dabbling in copliniastology. This word really means nothing; I just wanted to see if I could force you to lower your eyebrows. Did it work? Finally, I'm a member of the Einstein Brothers Sandwich Club. Every time I buy eight sandwiches, I get the next one free. Void where prohibited. |
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