Hi junta,
This page is for all those chenga fans out there. Some of you may
have heard these stories before but what the heck they're worth hearing
again.
enzoi
dharhas Chenga's Wife
Chenga has a wife!!!!!!
While chenga continues to deny ever
admitting this there r unbiased witnesses (undi,kama,homo). The
conversation during which he was exposed follows......
(C=chenga,J=some junta)

J       :       Hey Chenga, pass ur vandi.
C       :       eh! no da!
J       :       Don't pain! We need one more vandi.
C       :       eh! no da!
J       :       why not!
C       :       eh! no da!
J       :       pass da!
C       :       eh! no da! yuo'll screw it up.
J       :       No we won't we'll be hajaar careful.
(THE STATEMENT)
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C       :       eh! no da! My vandi is like my wife only i can screw her.
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J       :       We'll put pay for the petrol/any damage.
C       :       that would be like making my wife a prostitute.
J       :       (maajorly pained) don't pain, pass ur wife.. er vandi.
C       :       eh! no da! I told only i can screw her.
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net result chenga won't give his wife to junta....but he will let u get on
her back while he's riding her!!!!!!!!!

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future stories---> chenga and his project guide.
chenga & mld(roommates)
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