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Suzi Q's Verses
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Here are some verses I have collected over the years.
  
  
Guys are like Toilets
Either ENGAGED, VACANT
or FULL OF SHIT!
  
  
Love is like a maths test
No matter how hard you try
Its impossible to UNDERSTAND.
  
  
Children in back seats
cause accidents
Accidents in back seats
cause children
  
  
I remember, I remember well,
The fisrt Guy I kissed.
He closed his eyes and I closed mine.
And then worst luck - we missed.
  
  
Two lovers walked along the beach
They held each others hands
Their hearts were full of tender love
Their shoes were full of sand.
  
  
School is like a TEADY BEAR
......STUFFED......
  
  
Religion is for people who can't handle reality.
  
  
Life is like a PENIS
When it gets hard FUCK IT!
  
  
Life's a BASTARD then you MARRY ONE.
  
  
Life is like a DREAM
and one day we will all awake
into DEATH.
  
  
Little fly upon the wall
Do you have no brains at all?
for this wall has just been plastered
Now you're stuck you silly bastard.
  
  
Here I sit broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted
give a grunt, give a squeeze
out it comes like mouldy cheese!
  
  
Some may kiss their friends goodbye
The birds may kiss the butterflys
The morning due may kiss the grass
But you my friend may kiss my ass!
  
  
Someday I will wake and realise
what life is about, but then it would be too late.
  
  
Love is endless it has to boundries.
  
  
Avoid a HANGOVER - Stay DRUNK!
  
  
If you think you're a smoker,
Your wrong,
Its the cigerrette that smokes
And your merely the SUCKER on the other end.
  
  
I walked up the door
I opened the stairs
I said my pyjamas
I got into my prayers
I turned out my bed
I sat on the light
All because you kissed me
GOOD NIGHT!
  
  
Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast,
It is not proud
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking,
It is not easily angered.
It keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts,
always hopes, always perseveres.
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If you have any good verses - Please email them to me at
suzi_q77@yahoo.com
Thank You.
Last updated Tuesday, 25 June 2002