Eight Signs Your Grandparents Are Still Sexually Active

 8. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor.
 7. Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the
 same glass.
 6. Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of
 "denture-burn."
 5. Granny found cuffed to her walker.
 4. Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also
 joints.
 3. Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa's crotch and
 claps twice.
 2. Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.
 1. Kraft-matic adjustable bed set for "doggy style."

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