Blonde Message


 
A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her 
mother overseas.  When the man told her that it would cost $300.00, she 
exclaimed, "I don't have any money, but I would do ANYTHING to get a
message to my mother in Poland!"  The man arched an eybrow, "Anything?" 
"Yes, anything", the blonde promised.
 With that the man said, "Follow me."  He walked into the next room and 
ordered, "Come in and close the door."  She did.  He then said "get on 
your knees."  She did.  He then said, "Take down my zipper."  She did. 
He then said, "go ahead...take it out."  She took it out and grabbed
ahold of it with both hands.  The man closed his eyes, and whispered, 
"Well..go ahead!!.  The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it, 
and while holding it close to her lips she said......
"Hello Mom"?
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