A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to hom and says, "Wanna hear a Michigan joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke, you should know something. I am 6' tall, 200 pounds, and I am a Michigan alumni. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2" weighs 245 and he's a Michigan alumni too. The fella next to him is 6'5, weighs 260 and he is also a Michigan alumni. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?" The first guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it 3 times!"
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