Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow? She can't touch it till she's fourteen. What's the most popular pick-up line in Arkansas? "Nice tooth!" Best bar pickup line in Kentucky: "Hey, you don't sweat much for a fat broad." How do you know when you're staying in an Arkansas hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I've got a leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead." How can you tell if a redneck is married? There are tobacco stains on both sides of his pickup truck. Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools! What do they call "Hee Haw" in Arkansas? A documentary. What do they call it in Kentucky? "Life Styles of the Rich and Famous."
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