A girl walks into a supermarket and buys: 1 bar of soap 1 toothbrush 1 tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 single serving of cereal 1 single frozen dinner The checkout guy looks at her and says, "Single, huh?" The girl replies very sarcastically, "How'd you guess?" He says, "Because you're ugly."
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