Top Ten Signs Garth Brooks Is Nuts
(As Presented On The Late Show 9/28/99)

                   10.
                      Hands you cigar and proudly says, "My cowboy
                      hat's pregnant!" 
                    9.
                      Is seriously considering operation that will make
                      him the fourth Judd 
                    8.
                      Earlier today, endorsed Dan Quayle 
                    7.
                      Just released a collection of love songs about
                      James Brolin 
                    6.
                      Spends hours alone in bedroom "Ropin' the
                      wind" 
                    5.
                      New album just 40 minutes of old answering
                      machine messages 
                    4.
                      Speeds up all vocal tracks to "sound more like
                      them adorable chipmunks" 
                    3.
                      Trashes hotel room -- cleans up and vacuums
                      hotel room -- leaves himself generous
                      housekeeping tip 
                    2.
                      Phones Kenny Rogers late at night and
                      whispers "I'm holding them" 
                    1.
                      Has all his money on the Mets 

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