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Consider the following:
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
The best way for a mathematician to deal with constipation is to work it out with a pencil.
Antidifferentiation is an integral part of calculus
10 Proposals to Make Math Politically Correct
- Do not discriminate on the basis of matrix size. Misbehaved matrices can be small or large.
- As the term 'odd' is known to be derogatory, numbers found in that category shall be
referred to as 'evenly challenged'.
- Mathemeticians must remember to employ under-privileged letters (such as q, s, w, and
Hebrew letters) more often when defining variables.
- Negative numbers shall be referred to in a more fair manner, by using the term 'intending
debt' numbers.
- Multiplying shall be discouraged, so as to reduce the explosion of exponential growth of
figures.
- Both in writing and in speaking, the abbreviated form of the word 'maximum' shall be:
'max/maxine'.
- No one has the right to limit a function by an arbitrarily chosen range or domain.
- There shall be no distinction placed between a function and its derivative's integral
integrity.
- Imaginary numbers shall no longer be considered 'non-real' numbers, but rather a separate,
unique group.
- All numbers are significant and should not be discounted. Never round to a significant digit.
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