One song has converted more long-haired attractive women into short-haired, man-hating, butch dykes. That was an Alanis Morissette song. Here are the lyrics. The thing that Alanis did was convert Dido into a dyke, then Dido converted the rest of the ''butches'' (butch bitches).

I want you 2 know
I'm a bitter dyke
I want you too know
I play psychotic games
I want you 2 know
You brought this on yourself
I want you 2 know
I think that all men must die
I want you 2 know

I swallowed a jagged bitter pill
That made me fertile
so that she and I can use U
So she and I can have your baby
You'll never get custody
Cos we've slandered your name
We should be ashamed of ourselves but

Can I repeat it to you again
That I'm a bitter dyke
Can I repeat to you again
That all my songs sound a like

Chorus:
Cos I'm there
To reprimand you
I'm a cross, angry bitch and I'm dykey
But you brought this on yourself anyway
And I'm there
To despise you
For that one thing that you did to me that wasn't even wrong
U, U, U, U, U, U, U, U, gotta know

I want you 2 know
I hold grudges for years
I want you too know
I drank 40 beers
I want you know
I smoked a dozen bowls
I want you 2 know
I'm on 30 different drugs
I want you too no
My hair's full of bugs

I haven't washed my hair
Since she and I used you
To have our baby
And I shaved my head to the scalp
Like that chick from Friends
That forced Ross to touch her bald head
And I let your son play with some doll
So he can grow up just like me
And he'll be very foofy cos

Can I repeat it to you again
That I don't wash my hair
Can I repeat it again to you
That my girlfriend and wife don't care
Can I repeat it again to you
Don't tell my wife about my girl

Repeat chorus 5 times

Moan and scream like a banschee for 90 seconds

Repeat chorus 10,000 times to fade.