Strange Names

Names You Shouldn't Give Your Kids

Some people's parents! I've seen some strange names out there, but some of them made me just lol. : I shall present these to y'all out there....as a public service. And please, if you're under 17, don't view this page because it has some R-rated language.

Sometimes a foreigner's name can remind you of an English word. For example (e.g), my former roommate's name in China is 'Hou Tao', my friends call him 'Hotel'.

A:

Aaron Dailey (Airin' Daily)
Abrica Dabra (Abracadabra)
Aiden N. Abeddin (Aiding and abbeding)
Al Backirky (Albequerque)
Al Birch-Ross (Albatros)
Al Beumen (Albumen)
Al Caholic (Alcoholic)
Al Cann (Alcan, a highway that runs thru Alaska and Canada)
Al G. Braw (Algebra)
Al Gorrithims (Algorhythms)
Al Birch-Ross
Alotta Fogina (A lot of vagina)
Amanda Lay (A man to lay)
Amber Kraumbey
Ann Apolis (Anapolis)
Ann S. Comeau (An Eskimo)
Anna Ferre (An affair)
Anna Flaxis (Anaphlaxis)
Anna Conda (Anaconda)
Anna Roebuk (Anaerobic)
Anna Ward (An award)
Anne Gyna (Angina)
Anne Na'Heim (Anaheim)
Anne Teeks (Antiques)
Andy Cain (Candy Cane)
Andy Barr (Candy Bar)
Andy Pendant (Independant)
Anita Dick (I need a dick)
Anita Mann (I need a man)
Art Official (Artificial)
Arthur Idis (Arthritis)
Augusta Wind (A gust of wind)

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B:

B. Long (From UAF door plackard)
Barb Dwyer (Barbed Wire)
Barbie Dahl
Ben Dibble (Bendable)
Ben Dover (Bend over)
Ben Dorgan (Bend, Oregon)
Beau Nerr (Boner)
Beau Talks
Beau Wing
Bill Douses (Build Houses)
Bill Dozers (Bulldozers)
Bill Ling
Bill Loney (Bologna)
Bill Long (Belong)
Bill Reiter (Bill-writer)
Blaine Ketz (Blankets)
Brad Loyal (Brand-loyal ... with a cold)
Brandon Wood (Branding wood)
Brock Scandy
Bruce Swain (Bruce Wayne)
Buster Hyman (Bust her hymen)

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C:

Cal LeBrader (Calibrater)
Cal Lender (Calender)
Candy Dapples (Candied Apples)
Cara Scene (Kerosene)
Cara Way
Carie Yawn (Carry-on)
Cary Yun (Carrion: =dead and decaying flesh)
Chip Dipp
Chip Mounk (Chipmunk) {From phonebook}
Chris Anthemum (Chrysanthemum)
Chris Cross (Chris-cross)
Chris Maas (Christmas)
Chris P. (Crispy)
Chris P. Critters (Krispy Kritters)
Chris Tennings (Christenings)
Cindy K. Shunn (Syndication)
Clint Taurus
Cody Pendant (Co-dependant)
Cole Doubt (Cold Out)
Cole Slaugh (Coleslaw)
Cole Saar (Cold sore)
Corey Ander (Coreander)
Clay Cox (Clay Cocks)
Clyde Stale (Clydesdale)
Curtis Scee (Courtesy: Something that Lisa/Jennifer LACK)

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D:

D. Mann {Taken from a door in the Irving Building at UAF}
Dannico Thyme (The nick o'time)
Dee Coy (Decoy)
Dee Cupp
Dee Fiandt (Defiant)
D. Mobe (Demobe, a forestry term)
Dee Pendant (Dependant)
Dee Seaver (Deceiver)
Dessa Bull (Decible)
Dessa Meters (Decimeters)
Dessa Symbol (Disassemble)
Dick Gosinya(Dick goes in ya')
Dick Head
Dick Keaton (Dick eaten)
Dick Sukin (Dick sucking)
Dixie Cupp
Dixie Normus (Dick's Enormous)[From Austin Powers] Thank you Anna!
Dixie Wrecked (Dick's Erect)
Don Alley (Denali) [A famous mountain in Alaska]
Dusty Rhodes (Dusty Roads)

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E:

E. Yarr (ER)
E. Yore (Eyorre)
Ed Dibble (Edible)
Eddie Pus (Oedipus)
Ella Mints (Elements)
Ella Vader (Elevator)
Elle Laye (L.A.)
Elle Laye-Gere
Elle Laye-Law
Emma Gone (Am I gone?)
Emma Nader (Eminater)
Evan Floe (Ebb and flow)
Evan S. Zent (Evanesent)

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F:

Frank Furter (Frankfurter)
Freida Rome (Free to roam)

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G:

G. Zuss (Jesus)
Gabe Asher (Gay-basher)
Gemma Nye (Gemini)
Gene Nuss (Genus)
Grant Id (Granted)
Grant Ryder (Grant-writer)
Grant Swishes (Grants wishes)

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H:

Hal O. Wien (Halloween)
Hal O'Peenyo (Jalapen~o)
Hank Kerchiv (Handkerchief)
Harry Sack
Heather Grey (A color found in a JC Penny's catalogue)
Heidi N. Aseeky (Hide-y and A Seeky)
Heidi Ho
Holden Back (Holdin' back)
Holden Tite
Holden Steady
Holly Wood
Hou Tao (Hotel)
Howard Juneau (How would you know?)
Hugh Jass (Huge ass)
Hugh Jorgan (Huge organ)
Hugh Moore (Humor)
Hugh Morris (Humorous)
Hugh Munn (Human)
Hugh G. Rection (Huge Erection)
Hymn O'Layin (Himalayn)

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I:

Ike Whitt (I quit)
Illene Dover (I leaned over)
I. Cara Bowcha-Mann (I care about ya man)
I.P. Freeley (I Pee Freely)
Ivanna Humpalot (I wanna hump a lot)
Ivanna Pease-O'Badd (I wanna pee so bad!)

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J:

J. Lo. (Jay Leno)
Jack Hoff (Jack off)
Jack Ivanov (Jack Ivan off)
Jack Kravitz (Jack rabbits)
Janet Toreyol (Janitorial)
Jay Lowe (Jay Leno)
Jay Walken (Jaywalkin)
Jay Walker (Jaywalker)
Jerry Attrick (Geriatric)
Jim Nastics (Gymnastics)
Jim Nayzeum (Gymnasium)
John Dissing (Jaundicing)
John O. Hurley
Josh N. Yew (Joshin' you)
Joshua Tree
Juan Der'Samelessly (Wanders aimlessly)
Juan During (Wandering)
Juan Nubby (Wannabe, a song by the Spice Girls)
Jura Gaway (Uraguay)
Justin Case (Just in case)
Justin Dannick-O'Thyme (Just in the nick of time)
Justin Thyme (Just in time)
Justin Towne (Just in town)

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K:

Kara Bou (Caribou)
Kara Vann (Caravan)
Kay During (Catering)
Kay Mardt
Kay Munn
Kerry Inn (Carion)
Kerry Oakey (Kareoki)
Kim Chee
Krynn Nimal (Criminal (studdered))
Kyra Colde (Cure a cold)
Kyra Sowe

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L:

Lance D'Boyle (Lanced boil)
Lee Gull (Legal)
Lee Way
Les S. Moore (Less's More)
Linus Krimmage (Line of scrimmage)
Lisa Hooker (Lease a hooker)
Lisa Holm (Lease a home)
Lisa Karr (Lease a car)
Lloyd Der'Samelessly (Loiters Aimlessly)
Lloyd During (Loitering)
Lou Pole (Loop-hole)
Lou Quorom
Lou Sass (Loose ass)
Lou Slips (Loose lips)
Luke Warm
Lyla Kerug (Lie like a rug)

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M:

Mara Thyme (Maritime)
Marco Poe-Lowe (Marco.... polo!)
Mark King (Marking)
Mark Kitz (Markets)
Marv Fellas (Marvelous)
Mary Juana (Marijuana)
Mary Hernow (Marry her NOW!)
Mary Meen-Now (Marry me NOW!)
Matt Tell (Mattel as pronounced in Canada)
Matt Tress (Mattress)
May Flower
May Cupp (Make-up)
May Kohver (Make over)
Maya Darland (My darling)
Maya Tierney (My attourney)
Mick Hannock (Mechanic)
Mick Kinley (Denali)
Mel La'Noma (Melinoma)
Midori Sour
Midori Mellen-Sour
Mike Caffee (My coffee as pronounced at Chicago-O'Hare airport)
Mike Hammill-Towe (My camel toe)
Mike Harr (My Car)
Mike Hatch (My catch)
Mike Hock (censored) (censoured in Canada)
Mike Hooch (censored)
Mike Hunt (censored)
Mike Okurts (My cock hurts)
Mike Robes (microbes)
Mike Rotch (My crotch)
Mike Teisen (from phone book)
Mitch Troppoliss (Metropolis)
Moe Lester
Moe Tirolla
Murray Abra (Means erection in Norweigan)
Myles Long (Miles long)
Myles Zaway (Miles Away)

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N:

N. Dee Pendant (Independant)
Neil Down (Kneeled Down)
Neil Ling (Kneeling)
Neil Zwillingly (Kneels willingly)
Noel Luck
Noel Oyterring (No Loitering)
N. Tyson (Enticing)

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O:

Olive Voil (Olive Oil)
Oliver Clozov (All of her clothes off)
Ona Ni (Swedish name, Onani, means ''To pull out'' in Norwegian)
Otto Graff (Autograph)
Otto Maddox (Automatics)
Otto Munn (Ottoman)

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P:

P. Nuss (Penis)
Papa Woody (Pop a woody)
Paraff Phanilya (Paraphanilia)
Paul LaTicks (Politics)
Penny Traiter (Penetrator)
Per Ovaces (Pair of aces)
Pete Cebella (Pizza Bella, a fading restaurant in Delta)
Pete Moss (Peat moss) Thanks to Whee G.!
Pete Sapeetza (Pizza pizza)
Pete Zorria (Pizzeria)[From 00]
Pete Zahutt (Pizza Hut)
Peter Bliss (Found in local phone book)
Peter Bonerz (From Good Morning, Miami credits)
Peter Doubt (Petered Out)
Peter Dragon (Peter dragging)[From Action]
Peter Pinney {Taken from the UAF faculty listing}
Peter Swain (Peter swayin')
Peter Sweat
Phil Doubt (Filled-out)
Phil Lay (Fillet)
Phil Lay-Mignon (Fillet mignon)
Phil N. Randy (Feeling Randy)
Polly Esther (Polyester)
Polly Styrene (polystyrene)

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Q:

Quinn Tipple (Quintiple)
Quinn Tupletts (Quintuplets)

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R:

Ray Yawn (Rayon)
Reece Ponder
Reece Seaver (Receiver)
Reece Seeding
Renee' Zonts (Renaissance)
Reeve Tvenge (Revenge, I will get that on someone soon! j/k!)
Richard Head (Well.. you know)
Rick Ketz
Rick O'Shea (ricochet)
Rip Penn-Nass (Rippin' ass)
Rob Burr (Robber)
Rob Her
Rob Imall (Rob 'em all)
Robin Banks (Robbing Banks)
Robin Craddles (Robbing Craddles)
Robe Dove, et. al. (Robbed of it all)
Rocky Rhodes
Ron DeVous (Randevous)
Ron Dover (Runned Over)
Roy L. Payne (Royal pain)
Rue End (Ruined)
Rue Inns (Ruins)
Rustin Beems (Rusting beams) [Former UAF Student]
Rustin McCann (Rusting my can)
Rusty Cann
Rusty Dick
Rusty Dickson (Rusty dick's in)
Ryder Strong (Ride her strong){from Boy Meets World}
Ryder Wrong (Right or wrong)

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S:

Sal Manilla (Samonella)
Sam Manilla
Sam Moore (S'More)
Sam Munn (Salmon)
Sam Munroe (Salmon roe)
Sam Sunnite (Sampsonite)
Sara Tonen (Seratonin)
Sarah Penn-Waxx (Serepine Wax)
Shanda Lear (Chandalier)
Sharon Cox (Sharing cocks)
Sharon Peters (Sharing Peters)
Sharon Privates (Sharing privates)
Sy Lowe (Silo)
Skip Dover (Skipped Over)
Stan Dupp (Stand up)
Stanley Cupp
Stanley Tools
Stephane Matteau (Step on my toe) {From the San Jose Sharks}
Stu DeBaker (Studebaker)
Stu Dent (Student)
Stu Pitt (Stupid)[This one works great at bars]
Stu Pendiss (Stupendous)[Phonebook listing]
Stu Word
Stu Wordess
Saul Tenpepper (Salt and Pepper)[Phonebook listing]
Sue Nami (Tsunami)
Sue Veneer (Souvenir)
Sue Wheat (Sooooweet!)
Sue Wing (Suing)(Swing)
Sue Zeek-Cue
Sven Eleven (Seven-Eleven, 7-11)
Sven Gali

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T:

T. Ming (Teaming) {From a door plackard at UAF)
Tadd Pole (Tadpole)
Tal LeBon
Tal Lent (Talent: Which Faith Hill LACKS!)
Tal Rack (Towel wrack)
Tanner Hyde (Tan Her Hide)
Tara Bulle (Terrible){From a phonebook}
Tara Dactile (Pteridactile)
Tara Part (Tear apart)
Tara Phying (Terrifying)
Taran Nass (Terrin' ass)
Ted E. Baer (Teddy Bear)
Tess Sorro (Tesoro)
Tim Buktu (Timbuktu)
Tim Id (From Phone Book)
Tina Wiener (Teeny Wiener)
Tripp Penn (Trippin')
Tucker Doubt (Tuckered out)
Turner Mint (Tournament)
Turner O. Verr (Turn her over)
Turner Round (Turn around)
Ty Chee (Tai chi)
Ty Cuando (Tae KwanDo)
Ty Ping (Typing)
Ty Poe
Ty Ying (Tying)

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U:

U. B. Trippen (You be tripping)
U. R. Dunn (You are Done)

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V:

Val Dees (Valdez)
Val E. Ball (Volleyball, as pronounced in the Canada)
Vernon Bridges (Burnin' bridges)
Vick Taurious (Victorious)
Vick Torrey (Victory)
Vinn ''Dick'' Cader (Vindicater)
Vy Agra
Vy King (Viking)

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W:

Wally Ball (Walleyball)
Walter Wahl (Wall to wall)
Warren Peace (War and Peace)
Whee G. Board (Ouiga board)
Will N. Dowd (Well endowed)
Will Hung (Well hung)
Will Ling
Will Reiter (Will writer)
William Marimee (Will you marry me?)
Woody Eader (Woody Eater)(Would he eat her?)
Woody Holder
Woody Popper
Woody Talk (Would he talk) [From Toy Story]

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X:

X. Zach Lee (Exactly)
X. Zach Lee-Wright (Exactly right)
Xavier Cash (Save your cash)
Xavier Selfe (Save yourself)

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Y:

Yick Yute (You're cute) [From DeGrasse Jr. High]
Yudah Bowman (You da bomb, man)
Yue D'Man (You da man)
Yule Lovette (You'll love it)

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Z:

Zeke N. Gold (Seeking gold)

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This is just a partial list. I will add more as I remember them cos I'm having a brain fart now. If you know of any more names, please Email Them to me.

If you think some of these are lame, just remember. I was probably a few sheets to the wind when I updated this website and my roommate was complaining about all the sins I committed. ;)

I was thinking about titles and last names that shouldn't be used with these titles. It may take me awhile to alphabetize them. My immagination's shot right now and I'll come up with 1 per semester until I get inspired.

Master Bader
Misses Sippy
Colonel Seargent
Dr. Pepper
Sir Mounting
Sir Rupp
Seargent Pepper

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